The Very Secret Diary of Sauron



Day 1,000,054:

I took over many more kingdoms and killed a lot of people. I am so good. I rule. I am Sauron hear me roar! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Day 1,000,093:

A war has started and since my orcs are losing I have to fight. I have to get my nails dirty! I am mad.

Day 1,000,094:

Isildur killed me today. He cut off my finger. Stupid Isildur.

Day 1,000,180:

I turned into an eye.

Day 1,000,281:

I am still an eye.

Day 1,001,806:

I think I need contacts everything is so foggy.

Day 1,012,256:

I learned you could pick up many hobbies when you are an eye. I learned how to knit and how to play chess.