The Very Secret Diary of Sauron
Day 1,000,054:
I took over many more kingdoms and killed a lot of people. I am so good. I rule. I am Sauron hear me roar! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Day 1,000,093:
A war has started and since my orcs are losing I have to fight. I have to get my nails dirty! I am mad.
Day 1,000,094:
Isildur killed me today. He cut off my finger. Stupid Isildur.
Day 1,000,180:
I turned into an eye.
Day 1,000,281:
I am still an eye.
Day 1,001,806:
I think I need contacts everything is so foggy.
Day 1,012,256:
I learned you could pick up many hobbies when you are an eye. I learned how to knit and how to play chess.
Day 1,000,054:
I took over many more kingdoms and killed a lot of people. I am so good. I rule. I am Sauron hear me roar! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Day 1,000,093:
A war has started and since my orcs are losing I have to fight. I have to get my nails dirty! I am mad.
Day 1,000,094:
Isildur killed me today. He cut off my finger. Stupid Isildur.
Day 1,000,180:
I turned into an eye.
Day 1,000,281:
I am still an eye.
Day 1,001,806:
I think I need contacts everything is so foggy.
Day 1,012,256:
I learned you could pick up many hobbies when you are an eye. I learned how to knit and how to play chess.
