Random, my first one-shot!

Athena's P.O.V

Stupid Aphrodite and her stupid love potions that forced me and stupid Poseidon to make a stupid, prank-happy child! I swear I will destroy her, or, better yet, drive her insane with logic! That'll teach her!

Poseidon's P.O.V

Stupid Aphrodite and her stupid love potions that forced me and stupid Athena to make an awesome, prank-happy child! I'm going to drown her.

Aphrodite's P.O.V

Oh, no! I shouldn't have paired the two most temperamental gods! Now Athena is boring me to fading and Poseidon is drowning me! Oh, well, mission accomplished. At least they're spending quality time with their son, who is pelting me with… EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! ROTTEN EGGS!