My first ever oneshot, I figured, why not? Don't actually know where the 'The Big Bang Theory' reference came from

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Mercedes' POV

I was grabbing my stuff and heading out of the practice room. "Mercedes," I look around slowly to find Mike. "Oh, hi Mike, you okay?" he had broken up with Tina a year ago but hadn't been with anyone since. "Hi, Mercedes I'm fine, I was just," I turn around to face him, wow has he gotten hotter or what.

He looks at me sheepishly, now why is this guy able to make me hotter than a desert right now. He has no shirt on, that has to be it. Its pretty hard to ignore his tight abs and rippling muscles, whoa!

I just wanna-"I was wondering, I heard a saying and I wondered if it was true," I look him up and down, stopping at his abs before looking into his eyes. Ok girl you got this, wipe away the imaginary drool and listen.

"They say a man who can dance well can engage in coitus well," ok now I'm confused.

"Asian boy, look I haven't got time to analyse what you're saying right now," I sigh and get ready to leave. "In short, do you wanna fuck?" I choke on thin air before I respond,

"Er, how do you expect me to reply to that?" he walks over to me and puts my bag down. "Though I wouldn't mind seducing that sexy ass of yours I have things to do so," he leans against me and whispers in my ear slowly. "Do you. Want to. fuck me," who knew Mike could make me cream my panties, instead of speaking I grab his face and kiss him eagerly.

I pull away to unbutton my shirt and unclasp my bra with little effort. Where have I heard the word coitus before? "I don't think I wanna do this anymore," Mike looks away, I raise my eyebrows

"Bazinga," though it comes as a shock to both of us, its me who says it. That's where, the big bang theory, I love that show. "So you want to do an experiment to determine whether being able to dance effects being able to fuck," I smile, wow I'm a nerd. Mike just chuckles and kicks his jeans off. "Damn," I mumble, biting my lip, "Well I'm surprised you're dancing wasn't effected by the size of your dick," he chuckles, damn if it's not sexy too.

"Talk dirty to me," I whisper in his ear as he comes to place himself at my entrance, "Wait, my skirt" he halts my hands "Leave it on!" he demands. I don't complain, but pull my panties down. He easily slides across my sex, fucking tease! "And to your earlier request, there are over 14650 germs on the area you are currently seated in,"

What the actual fuck? I nearly regret my decision until he brushes against me again. "You made that up didn't you?" he doesn't reply he just thrusts himself into me to the hilt. "Mike," I cry out grabbing his shoulders.

He adjust my legs so they sit on his shoulders and thrusts into me again making me lose all thought. "Cedes, fuck, you're so tight," He adjusts himself again and I wonder what he's doing until I feel him roll his hips against me, my eyes roll to the back of my head. "Oh, shit," I cry out, "Yes, fuck ahh," pushing against him with all my might, "shit cedes you're gonna make me-" I continue rolling my hips against his until I see colours behinds me eyelids. "Mike," I scream before clawing at his back to stop the tremors in my body. He shoots his load into me, slips out while the aftershocks have died down and hugs me.

"My legs still feel slightly unsteady," I sigh, looking at him intently. "It proves you're hypothesis," he laughs. then he kisses me "I made that up as well, I just wanted to fuck you and seeing how you clutch my dick I wanna fuck you again," I raise my eyebrow and look at his dick, he's still semi-hard, well fuck me. Literally.