The Very Secret Diary of Merry's Carrot

Day 1:

I was a little carrot all nice and cozy in the ground.

Day 2:

Stupid boy picked me and fell off a cliff with friends. He sat on me. I cracked.

Day 3-7:

He takes me everywhere. He mourns over me. I mean I am just a carrot. Gosh!

Day 8:

He fixes me with some elfish glue.

Day 9:

I break again in the struggle between him and Legolas. Gross! ( read Merry's diary)

Day 11:

He throws me away and gets new carrot from orcs because he painted targets on Boromir's back. Not fair.

Day 12:

I am all alone. There is no one here beside me. No one to derive me, but you gotta have friends…

Day 13:

I was eaten by a stupid pink horse.