The Very Secret Diary of Merry's Carrot
Day 1:
I was a little carrot all nice and cozy in the ground.
Day 2:
Stupid boy picked me and fell off a cliff with friends. He sat on me. I cracked.
Day 3-7:
He takes me everywhere. He mourns over me. I mean I am just a carrot. Gosh!
Day 8:
He fixes me with some elfish glue.
Day 9:
I break again in the struggle between him and Legolas. Gross! ( read Merry's diary)
Day 11:
He throws me away and gets new carrot from orcs because he painted targets on Boromir's back. Not fair.
Day 12:
I am all alone. There is no one here beside me. No one to derive me, but you gotta have friends…
Day 13:
I was eaten by a stupid pink horse.
Day 1:
I was a little carrot all nice and cozy in the ground.
Day 2:
Stupid boy picked me and fell off a cliff with friends. He sat on me. I cracked.
Day 3-7:
He takes me everywhere. He mourns over me. I mean I am just a carrot. Gosh!
Day 8:
He fixes me with some elfish glue.
Day 9:
I break again in the struggle between him and Legolas. Gross! ( read Merry's diary)
Day 11:
He throws me away and gets new carrot from orcs because he painted targets on Boromir's back. Not fair.
Day 12:
I am all alone. There is no one here beside me. No one to derive me, but you gotta have friends…
Day 13:
I was eaten by a stupid pink horse.
