Hey!
I realised a certain lack of Narnian chat up lines across the world, so I thought I'd make some. Also I was really, really bored!
Yeah, so some of these won't make any sense, but hey-ho! Also, I named it "Narnian Pick Up Lines" because most authors on Fanfiction are from the U.S. so chat-up lines doesn't appeal as much to them apparently. So yeah, pick up lines it is! Yay!
Keep on writing!
Yours sincerely,
The Red Crayon
1. Are you a mouse? 'Cos I would Reep-your-cheep.
2. I can take you to Narnia, but you have to come to my bed first.
3. Are you from Narnia? 'Cos your making my lion roar!
4. Are you Aslan? Because my world is icy when you're not around.
5. If your right leg was London and your left leg was Narnia, would you grant me access to your magical wardrobe?
6. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan Pevensie?
7. Father Christmas gave me a gift too. It's in my trousers, come check it out!
8. I'm the reason she's called the white witch.
9. I wanna see your spare 'oom.
10. Aslan's country? Soon they'll be calling it MY country.
AN: Yeah some of those make little to no sense, but you're not reading to become smarter. Are you? :P
