THUMP! Creek, creek...

Mr. Crepsley stopped in his tracks. He was right by her room. Was it coming from there? Or the room next door? It's most likely the wind...He thought before continuing his walk towards Darren's room.

THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!

There it was again! The bizarre thumping noises from her room. The red headed vampire whipped around and marched to her door. "Bella, are you okay? I heard thumping..." Mr. Crepsley said while knocking on Bella's door. "I'm fine, Larten, but the noises might be coming from Gavner's room." Bella replied, sounding as if she had just flitted across the country. He was skeptical about her response, but nonetheless, he strode into Gavner Purl's room without even knocking. He wasn't expecting the sight he saw. Oh no.

It was Gavner, alright. But he was holding his head, as if there were loud bombs being triggered to go off right in front of him. He was also whining words around the phrase, "Make it stop!". Mr. Crepsley raised an eyebrow at his friend, if that's what you can call it.

"Make what stop?" Larten asked, breaking Gavner's groans and moans. "Oh, Larten, it's...um...nothing. Just my creaky coffin. Go see Darren now." Gavner lied, clearly hiding something that Larten wasn't supposed to know.

"Whatever you say, Gavner."

After going to check on Darren and Harkat, Mr. Crepsley found himself in the strange hall again, but this time, there was something different about it. Kurda was coming out of the rooms. His blond hair was a sweaty mess and his clothes were messily put on. "Hello, Kurda." Larten greeted with a slight bow of the head. The soon to be prince froze in his walk. Had Larten figured out his secret? Or was it just an innocent greeting?

"Hello, Larten. What are you doing here this fine afternoon?" The blond asked, a bit nervously. "I was on my way back to my room after checking on Darren and Harkat. Why are you here?" Mr. Crepsley asked a bit suspiciously. He knew Kurda was up to something, but what.

"Oh, I was just talking with Gavner about my new maps, but he suggested I go to Bella," Kurda answered, all nervousness suddenly gone. Seems reasonable...Larten thought as he and Kurda walked down the hall. They soon parted, as they had to make different turns.

Hours later, around 5:30 pm, Bella makes her appearance along with Darren and Harkat. "He isn't always a tight ass. He can be funny at times." She said while walking into the Hall of Khledon Lurt with the Little Person and half vampire. The two were giggling at the tiny puns and jokes Bella made about a certain scar faced vampire (there are so many these days! XD). They soon spotted the accused sitting with his old mentor, a wheezy General, and the suspect of this morning's 'crimes'.

"Oi! You lot!" The black haired vampiress shouted from across the Hall of Khledon Lurt. Kurda was the first to respond to her voice. He stood up, and quickly met the trio. "Hello, Bella." The blond smiled at her, making her cheeks flare. "Kurda." She replied before skipping over to Mr. Crepsley. "Larten can I tell you something...in private." She asked the cranky red head. The two walked a few feet away from the table before Bella whispered something into Larten's ear. He didn't say anything for about five minutes. Then, he came back to the table. Jaw dropped.

"So that's what the noise was."


A/N:This is a crack fic on heroin. XD I own nothing here except for Bella. She is not related to Bella Swan in anyway. I swear. Sorry if it's a bit OOC, but it's a crack fic with sexual themes.

Review, if you want.

This was a drabble for 100 words. .