Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I have decided that I was going to re-do this chapter, in hopes of getting more reviews. So, I hope you enjoy the Tristan torment chapter!

Yami: And what exactly are you going to do to Tristan?

Duelist of the Sands: *smirks* Since, this is coming from her, I suppose that she is probably going to make Tristan marry Joey or something.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: That was a close guess, but no. Tristan is going to get his legendary cone-like hair chopped off, by our favorite little Yugi.

Tea: But Yugi would never do that to a friend.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: With the proper manipulation Yugi could do what ever I want.

Duelist of the Sands: *in a bored tone* In other words, she bribed Malik, into using the Millennium Rod to control Yugi.

Tea: How could she possibly have bribed Malik?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I don't have to tell you, you hag! But, since I am in a kind mood, I gave him exactly 200 pixie sticks!

Duelist of the Sands: In other words, Malik sugar high alert!

Malik: *pops in* Hi! Hi! Hi! Maliky-poo has arrived! And he is ready for the fan girls! *holds up pillows*

Duelist of the Sands: The only fan girl here is Happy Beauty Yoshimi.

Tea: But I am a fan of Malik.

Duelist of the Sands: Like I said, there is only one fan girl, and *looks at Tea* a fan it!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *nods head* Such wise words!

Malik: *holds up a pink teddy* Meet my teddy bear of doom!

Rebecca: *pops in* *stares at the teddy* You stole teddy! *smacks him* Die!!!!!!!!!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *comes up to Malik with a microphone* *in reporter like voice* How does it feel to be hit by a 6 year-old?

Malik: *dazed* Shiny. *grabs 'something'*

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *smacks him* Hentai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: *cracks up* Hahahaha!

Duelist of the Sands: *holds up a baseball bat* Shut up pharaoh! Like you haven't got slapped before!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Why, I just slapped him seconds ago.

Kaiba: These women scare me!

Tea: They scare everyone.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi and Duelist of the Sands: Well, at least we have a gender, and we aren't its!

Tea: *surprised* You're not!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *comes up to Tea* Would you like to join me in my office?

Tea: *follows her* *in the distance* Why is your office an alleyway?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *comes out holding a bag that has the shape of a body* Excuse me, while I get rid of the trash. *throws it into a garbage can* Well, that's the end of our problems.

Duelist of the Sands: *in an announcer voice* And here's the re-posted Tristan Torment chapter!

Disclaimer: Happy Beauty Yoshimi owns nothing, expect this plot!

*Torment Me Once, Don't Do It Again*

Everyone in the group sat crammed into a jeep, that Malik and Bakura (A/N: When I say Bakura I mean the Yami, and when I say Ryou, well you get it) had conveniently stole from Seto Kaiba. For once, everyone admired the two for their idea, to distract the oldest Kaiba brother. Who knew that Isis could flirt so well?

Yami sat in the drivers seat, with a sadistic smile, as he imagined what Kaiba would say after finding his jeep missing. Tea tried to pry her mirror from Mai's hand, while Mai continued to look at her reflection with a distasteful look on her face. Joey watched some badly censored videos, while Yugi tried to get a better view. Isis sat near Tristan trying to get him to stop drooling over her, as Malik glared evilly at the 'man' who dare flirt with his sister. Bakura sat at the far edge of the jeep thinking of ways to torment Tristan, while Ryou, with a worried look, tried to calm down Malik.

"Hey, cone-head!" Malik said as he tried to catch the attention of the mindless idiot named Tristan. "Do you like to be tortured to death slowly, or quickly?" Tristan's face paled as he heard what Malik said.

Bakura smiled, in the evilest of evilest ways, as a sudden idea popped into his decaying brain. Two words formed into his mind that made his plan brilliant. CONE-HEAD!

Before Bakura was able to share his amazing idea wit Malik, as sound of a car was heard blazing behind them, followed by yells, "YAMI! You insult to men! Get back here, right now!"

But, as luck has it, Yami saw the perfect getaway, only seconds away from where they were at the moment. Yami entered a ski lodge with a huge sign that had the letter BOULDER-CREEK engraved into it.

Yugi and company jumped out of the jeep and sped to the swinging door that indicated the entrance to the hotel. Seto Kaiba was right behind them and was gaining speed by the second. Everyone expect Yami and Malik sped into either the girls or boy's bathroom, while Tea remained undecided and just ran into the boy's bathroom.

Yami and Malik pulled the door back, smiling wickedly, and waited for the perfect timing. Kaiba grew closer, and closer, until he was right near the door. Yami and Malik let go of the swinging door, hoping it would smack Kaiba straight in the face, but the manager of the lodge came up in front of Kaiba the last second and the door hit him instead. The man fainted straight away, while everyone in the lodge, including the many faces of the group sticking out from the bathroom stared at the scene, until Mai yelled in joy, "Yay! Now we can get free rooms!" She sped to the cabins, including everyone else, hoping to escape the rather of Seto Kaiba.

Unfortunately, being that Tristan was the slowest runner, Kaiba easily caught up to him, and grabbed the teen, by the cone shaped part of his head. Yugi watched in horror, as Tristan cringed in fear.

Yugi decided to be brave, and grabbed a pair of scissors that was lying near the front desk and sped towards, Kaiba in hopes of stopping the crazed millionaire. But instead, of hurting Kaiba, he missed horribly and chopped of the cone that rested on Tristan's head.

A sound of tearing was heard through out the entire place, followed by the horrible wails of a cone-less teen. Yugi stared in shock as he retreated into the boys cabin. Everyone else followed his example and crept slowly into his or her own cabin, not wanting to face the teary eyed Tristan.

Tristan sat down on the floor with his tears surrounding him. He looked down at his reflection in the small puddle around him, and his tears suddenly increased. He looked like a girl and it was all that Yugi's fault. But he would get his revenge, by stealing Yugi Mutou's millennium item!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: How was that for a chapter?

Duelist of the Sands: Pretty good.

Yugi: I don't want my puzzle being taken away.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Don't worry Yugi, it won't be.

Yugi: How?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *innocently* Oh, you'll see.

Malik: By the way, what was Bakura's idea?

Duelist of the Sands: To chop Tristan's cone off. But, I guess it's too late for that.

Joey: Yup...

Bakura: Didn't you say that Malik was going to control Yugi and make him cut Tristan's hair?

Duelist of the Sands: So, she lied.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: And the reason I made it this way, was because it is needed in the next chapter!

Duelist of the Sands: So read and review, and tell Evil Authoress, what you think about the re-posted chapter!