The Pimp Hunter
In a multiverse full of transdimensional pimps, there are the exact opposite who bring these individuals to justice. These people were a part of an organization called, "The Fuzz," and they took the liberty of handling some of the smaller pimps who were merely strong enough to level buildings in single blows.
They have one individual who is anointed, "Strong fucking guy." or, "The emasculator." by the various pimps he'd arrested from throughout the multi-verse. His name is Lincoln Kent Loud, the world's most powerful pimp hunter.
The legends span from his years of work, such as the story of the time his stony gaze caused the dick of a pimp to crawl back up within his own body, and once Lincoln got his hands on this pimp...he turned him into a bitch and sent him into the holding realm of his own world. That pimp went from George to Georgina in five seconds flat.
Another story about this man involved him using his world breaking strength to make the last pimp in his universe sodomize himself, thus converting him into just another prison bitch. This feat detoured any further crime in the universe out of fear of Lincoln's might.
Thus his world turned into a, "utopia." that had only monogamous relationships and complete social equilibrium, out of fear that any moment the world could become a planet full of bitches if Lincoln ever decided to turn against them.
They didn't have to worry, Lincoln was firmly dedicated to the betterment of his world on an account of what his father had done to his father and sisters all those years ago...it took all of his strength to take those memories upon himself of working as the hoes for Lynn Sr. These experiences affirmed his goal to take down these extremely dangerous individuals for good.
His powers had been a abnormality he apparently inherited from his father as a result of the powers he'd used to pimp out his family and the rest of the world for a few years before Lincoln had figured out what he was capable of and turned that monster into a dickless bitch who had been the first prisoner in the void prison that had been used to contain these pimps.
Purifying his own world is merely a step in the direction of cleansing the multi-verse of those dirty bastards. The Fuzz has been gathering resources to engage in an all out war, prepared to liberate any worlds run by upper level pimps, who Lincoln would personally take care of himself.
It was only a matter of time before everywhere would be a part of his great utopia, even if they had to do pretty terrible things to cleanse these worlds of crime...some might not be worthy of even being a part of his empire if the world is so over-run by crime. If so he is more than capable of using his full strength to emasculate all of the men on a planet to the point breeding will be impossible.
It would only be a matter of time before the rest of the universe would have a statue of Lincoln and a Fuzz station on every planet in the whole multi-verse.
All of a sudden the sound of an alarm rouses Lincoln from his planning. "It's time..." he mutters before taking off in flight.
Alright everyone, here is my crack at making an entry into the pimp universe with a protagonist (or is he...) If any other author wants to include Lincoln Kent into their pimp AU, then go on ahead.
