AN: I swear, every time I watch Coraline I feel the need to write a funny parody ish thing, just because I love it so much =]
You might be obsessed with Coraline if…
You have a fear of buttons
When offered taffy, you stab it a few times with knitting needles before deciding that there is no magic rock in the bottom, and you can eat it
You love banana slugs
You say you're on Team Wybie
When asked why you're single, you respond "Oh, I'm just waiting for my Wybie Lovat/Coraline Jones" (if you are single)
You ask you parents to buy you a black cat or a Scottie dog pet
You immediately distrust anyone who says they have a pet rat
Rats and mice scare you
If your date ever gives you a bouquet dragon snaps, you never go out with him/her again
You want to change your name to Coraline or Wybie
You're considering naming your children Coraline and/or Wybie
You've got a "thing" for games
You have a hat/ hair clip/ bag/shirt/other accessory that you call your "Coraline hat" (etc)
You love hand knitted gloves
It is your life long dream to go to Ashland, Oregon
You love wearing rain boots, even when it isn't raining
If you ever see small doors, you scream and run away
You have choked on your keys before, after attempting to swallow them
You would pay a lot of money to see a Jumping Mouse Circus
You're planning on moving into a pink house when you grow up, or painting your current house pink
