AN: I swear, every time I watch Coraline I feel the need to write a funny parody ish thing, just because I love it so much =]

You might be obsessed with Coraline if…

You have a fear of buttons

When offered taffy, you stab it a few times with knitting needles before deciding that there is no magic rock in the bottom, and you can eat it

You love banana slugs

You say you're on Team Wybie

When asked why you're single, you respond "Oh, I'm just waiting for my Wybie Lovat/Coraline Jones" (if you are single)

You ask you parents to buy you a black cat or a Scottie dog pet

You immediately distrust anyone who says they have a pet rat

Rats and mice scare you

If your date ever gives you a bouquet dragon snaps, you never go out with him/her again

You want to change your name to Coraline or Wybie

You're considering naming your children Coraline and/or Wybie

You've got a "thing" for games

You have a hat/ hair clip/ bag/shirt/other accessory that you call your "Coraline hat" (etc)

You love hand knitted gloves

It is your life long dream to go to Ashland, Oregon

You love wearing rain boots, even when it isn't raining

If you ever see small doors, you scream and run away

You have choked on your keys before, after attempting to swallow them

You would pay a lot of money to see a Jumping Mouse Circus

You're planning on moving into a pink house when you grow up, or painting your current house pink