I absent mindedly trotted down the cobblestone path a little slower than usual. My eyes scanned the dozens of stores trying to locate what I've been searching for. Hundreds of happily smiling faces caught my prying eyes as I paid close attention to what each store held before brushing it off.

Too plain.

Too intricate.

Too tacky.

Too cheap.

Too expensive!

Too stupid...

None of the stores held any interest for me. What can I get the Joker's for their birthday? I heard some clowns talking it over while I was passing them. I sighed. Who would have ever thought that it was so close to Halloween too? A tiny voice in the back of my head knocked on my doors demanding for me to return home and nurse my aching feet. It's been hours but with every single thing that I found I've seen something wrong with it. After all my boyfriend deserves nothing but the best.

I paused in my steps with a blush. And, since that little 'confession' about two weeks ago...I shuttered. They've really been laying it on me. Every time they got the opportunity to touch me they've taken it. I've always stopped them before it went too far of course but...my blush continued nonetheless, captivating my entire face. Ah~ what to do? As a girlfriend I have an obligation to fulfill. Which I'm happy to do, of course.

Hmm...I stopped before one store in particular scrutinizing the sweets that they had. In the display case were cakes galore. One in particular that caught my eye was a deep rich chocolate that was sure to drive even the most determined diet keeper to tears. Maybe I should get White a puzzle of some sort and Black some cake? White will need the most intricate puzzle I can find at a reasonable price. And Black...I held back my laugh settling for a small smirk. Although he's going to need more a lot than just some-

Thump

"Ah-!" A voice called out as the glass wall smacked into my head. I stumbled back barely able to keep on my feet. I groaned, holding my head. Ow...

"Oh, miss I'm so sorry! A thousand pardons wouldn't be enough to make amends-!" The man profusely apologized. I glared over the man barely able to see his face through the stacks of sweets in his arms. I sighed. He couldn't help it; to avoid the main stream of traffic he choose the less crowded stores to weave through.

"No, I'm sorry. I was too busy looking over the sweets." The store had successfully captured all of that...

"Sweets? Are you looking to buy some?" The man seemed to perk up at the prospect of a potential buyer. For the first time I noticed what he was carrying; dozens of sweets and drink mixes in countless boxes. He's got some major skill not to even drop those while knocking me over. I uttered a small sarcastic chuckle.

"Still the salesman I see." I sarcastically muttered. I looked over the boxes however, intrigued by what he was implying. Maybe he'll even give me a discount. A beautifully decorated one in the thin plastic box screamed clogged arteries and a heart attack at simply one bit it was loaded with so much sugar. I looked closer noticing a tiny picture of a wolf nestled in the corner. That's cool. And I bet that one bite will send Black into a coma.

Perfect.

"I'm liking the look of this one here. How much is it?" I asked, reaching into my pocket for my money. I froze. Where's my money? My mind flashed to when an earlier sketchy man walked by me and bumped me. I knew it felt like he took something...The man's jaw dropped, stunned.

"Oh, no no! Please, take some as an apology. I insist! Here, these chocolate drinks are absolutely to die for. You have my word!" The man cried handing me the cake I eyed and a few more white boxes. I sighed. If I don't take these now I'm going home empty handed. Plus I was hoping to celebrate it tonight with them. Maybe I'll spend the night there? My thoughts came to a screeching halt. Spend the night...my mind immediately erupted into a flurry of fantasies many of which I had no control over. My face blushed, much to the man's confusion. I looked down quickly gathering up his offer.

"Alright then. I don't want to hurt your pride so I'll instead graciously take them. Thank you for the sweets." I hastily said. Ugh...such embarrassing thoughts...

"Thank you for taking the surplus - Ah." He paused, slipping something he meant not to say. I giggled.

"Well, I'm glad I'm helping you out too. Bye!" I carefully balanced the sweets in my arms hurrying back to the jail. I have a surprise for them~

"Where are you taking us my dear?" White purred, happily holding fast to my hand.

"This better be good. You interrupted my freaking rounds for this...," Black growled, equally enthusiastic about holding my hand. I held back a laugh continuing to lead them to Black's room. I had to work really fast after Black left to get everything set up. And if that wasn't a challenge enough I also had to blindfold them...my face flushed. I know that my 'extra little gift' will make them happy but at what expense on my part? I stopped before his door and tried to let go of his hands but he wouldn't accept it.

"Ah-!" They yanked me back into their embraces tangling their arms around my body.

"Why are you trying to let go milady?" White crooned breathing hot air into my neck. I shuttered. Jeez...

"Opening the door to Black's office-," Black's leg whipped past me kicking the doors aside with a jaw jeering bang. I tensed up from the loud noise. I don't think I'll ever get used to that...

"My, did I startle you?" White teased molding my body against his. I bent back and away from his grasp only to have Black trace the path to my face and hold my cheeks firm.

"Helpless like a f***ing little kitten...," Black mocked brushing his lips past my forehead. He slowly inched his way down searching for my lips. My hands shot up, pushing against his face.

"Oh come on! I need to hurry up before...," I trailed off, catching myself in the near slip.

"You need to...what?" White seductively whispered pushing his lips to my neck. My blush deepened to death con level five from their touches. Oh come on! They're the ones that are supposed to get flustered!

"Look, let me do what I want without being interrupted. Deal?"

"And what's in it," White began.

"For me?" Black asked ravaging my stomach with his touch hands. My flushing face only deepened. Not now-!

"Trust me. What I'm about to do...you'll like it. But you need to cooperate with me here." I pushed, worming myself out of White's embrace. White sighed and relinquished his hold on me as Black captured me from behind, lying his chin on my shoulder.

"Fine." Joker agreed, tightening the hug lovingly before reluctantly letting me go. I tugged on their hands leading them both to a pair of chairs set up around the table. I carefully sat them both down smiling as I eyed the chocolate mix. Good thing it had enough time to dissolve first. Two slices of each cake were placed on the table ready to be devoured. This is a simple thing but I hope they like it. And I hope they are surprised too. Both of them lightly sniffed the air. Despite my best efforts to conceal what I was planning the intoxicating aroma of the sweets were impossible to ignore. Oh well; its fine. Black shot his hand up to his blindfold ready to rip the thing off and tear into the pastries. I covered his prying fingers.

"Hey, no cheating!" I playfully shouted pulling his hands away.

"Cheating?" Black demanded.

"Yes. Now, this is a tasting game. You have to tell me what kind of foods I put into your mouth. If you get it wrong then you lose and you don't get the final prize." I nearly choked at the end. Final prize...oh I'm so glad they're wearing their blindfolds and aren't seeing my tomato red face.

"Tasting...I see...," White mused happily.

"Do you agree to the game?" I asked.

"On one condition." White replied with a funny air about him.

"A condition?"

"Yes. Tie our hands up." I nearly fell back. What?!

"T-tie-?! Why?" I demanded. Why in the world do they want their hands tied up?! Blood rushed to my face.

"So we can get the full experience of this little game of yours." White purred with an excited note.

"T-that makes no sense...

"Hurry up-! I'm about to drown in my own f***ing drool over here!" Black growled. I sighed.

"If that is what you want." Maybe this will work out better for me after all. I snatched the rope Black had beneath his desk lacing it around Black's wrists and tightened it.

"Not so tight!" Black growled enthusiastically. I huffed knotting it right there before going over and repeating the same thing to White who held an ecstatic smile.

"Ah...tighter, my dear. I can still break out of this." An unsettling thought occurred to me.

"I-I think you're taking this a little too far...," I said, once again tightening the knots.

"Tighter...," White breathed with a faint flush.

"Oh my gosh you're such a freaking masochist...," I grumbled again pulling the rope tighter. It dug readily into his flesh looking like it was about to rip through his skin.

"Good good...and my feet too."

"Seriously?"

"Yes." I sighed doing as he asked. This is working out better than I thought. Now he won't be able to push things further when I give them their final prize.

"You're sick...," Black grumbled.

"And you're loving every second of it." White feverishly expressed with excited huffs of air. "Ah, my dear don't forget my waist too."

"You just want to be completely immobilized don't you?" I sarcastically muttered.

"Of course. In order to get the full experience of this game I want to be at your complete and utter mercy...hey, what's the punishment game?" White pressed enthusiastically.

"Punishment...?" I growled. Like always Joker is taking this a step too far. As if he wasn't already by asking me to tie him up.

"Yes. Like, for example, if we get one wrong you whip us as a punishment." My heart dropped to the pit of my stomach. Oh you have got to be kidding me...

"Yeah. We need a f***ing punishment if we fail. Which I won't," Black confidently stated. I sighed, eager to get on with the game.

"Alright alright...," I half heartedly agreed. I reached to the pumpkin cake with cream cheese filling getting about a mouthful on each spoon. Why a spoon? Because if I used a fork they would be walking away with puncture wounds in their beautiful lips and I don't want that. I lightly placed it to their lips letting them bite off the delectable sweets.

"Pumpkin cake with a cream cheese filling. You're going to have to do better than that if you want to win idiot." Black crowed excitedly. White sat back letting his counterpart take care of the answers.

"What? No comment White?" I asked, expecting another sick sentence to roll off his tongue.

"When in a contest it is wise to let those who know what they are doing to take lead." He said quoting himself. I smiled. Smart. But I thought he wanted the punishment game? Maybe they only mentioned it to make me feel uncomfortable.

"Yeah, alright. And this?" They eagerly lapped up the chocolate cake with artery clogging frosting.

"Easy. Chocolate mousse cake." Black purred licking his lips.

"And this?" I fed them the white cake that had no name. Black paused, scrunching his eyes together in confusion. I raised my eyebrow.

"Really? You're stumped?" I asked, amused.

"Shut up and let me have another bite." He growled. I quickly complied, feeding him the next spoon full. He clicked the roof of his mouth re-tasting the odd cake.

"Oh ho~ I know this one. This is called 'White Cake'. I had it once before." White smiled recalling something with fond remembrance.

"Wow what a clever name." I muttered sarcastically. I lightly took the mugs blowing on the top to cool it.

"And this?" They lightly sipped down the rich chocolate drink.

"Hot chocolate with a hint of peppermint-." Black confidently began.

"Grape." White cut in. I glanced back to him.

"Huh?" I asked, tilting my head his way as if I heard him wrong.

"Oh? It's not grape? It looks like I've lost then. That's a shame." he purred excitedly. I sighed, somewhat relieved and disappointed at the same time. I was actually looking forward to my little 'gift' to them...

"Screw that I want to win. Next!" Black growled. I paused, looking over the two with confusion. It's not really fair to count them both out because of White's sick and twisted idiocy. I sighed making up my mind. I wonder if White will be upset with the gift I'm about to give Black?

"Alright. Since White lost he's out. Are you sure you want the next one Black?" I asked.

"F*** yeah." He growled, eagerly opening his mouth. I hesitated. How should I do this...?

"Hm~ you have quite the selection here. What's next?" White asked. His words caught me before I delivered the last bit of his prize.

"Black, disconnect from White for your final gift."

"Why?" He questioned.

"Just do it."

"Fine." He growled. I quietly positioned myself, bracing for the consequences. I-I'm their girlfriend so it's expected to do this every now and then!

"Hurry up! I want to win already-," I nervously took his cheeks in my hands tilting his head up slightly as I sat on his lap. He jumped slightly as I pressed my lips to his a little more roughly than I normally would give. My body was set aflame with a fiery tinge the pleasantly ate away at my sanity. I've never initiated a kiss like this. It's...I delicately absorbed the intoxicating feeling of control as I moved my lips against his which had no say to refuse the affection or not. Like everything was under my power and he could do nothing to counter it. Wow. This is very...addicting.

He remained stiff as a board as I ravaged his soft tufted hair, massaging his cheeks in an effort to get a response. He darkly chuckled under my lips eagerly deepening the kiss. He jerked beneath me without warning. I hummed questioningly from the surprising movement. What is he doing? I tickled the back of his neck and nimbly pulled on his hair to keep him from moving. He grunted, annoyed as he jerked his arms down again. I glanced down noticing the fight he was putting up with against the inescapable rope. I pulled back with a grin.

"Stuck?" I teased with a smirk. He gritted his teeth fighting viciously with the restraining rope. I trailed my fingers down the length of his arms stroking his forearms as I planted a kiss on his neck. I can do whatever I want and he can't take it any further than I want to. He is completely at my mercy. This really makes me want to tease him~

"You're as helpless as a kitten Black." I seductively jabbed pressing my lips to his jaw. He squirmed furiously trying to yank the rope off of his hands. I drew my nose lightly over his jaw watching as he shuttered slightly from a hot breath of air. Oh this is fun! This is one of the few rare times where I have the upper hand. His jaw grew taunt tortured with the aspect that he can't do anything to me.

"Untie me." He haughtily demanded. Yeah right! If I untied him he wouldn't stop where I want him to. Now I'm free to go as far as I'm comfortable with without him pushing me otherwise.

"Hmm...no. I don't think so. This is fun~," I growled playfully, "As you're girlfriend why can't I take advantage of you every now and then?"

"This is torture-!" He growled, craning his head back. I ran my hands down his chest and rested my head on his stiff shoulder. Him begging me like this is exhilarating. It makes me...feel powerful unlike all of our other intimate times when he was the one in charge.

"Good." I nodded gingerly rubbing his nicely defined stomach. His muscles rippled beneath my fingers as he stomped his one foot to the ground in a mad effort not to go insane. I stifled my laughter into the crook of his flushing neck. This is hysterical! The almighty Joker under my control~ I slipped my hands beneath his shirt running them up to his chest. He clenched his teeth furious that he couldn't return the intimate gestures as I felt his furiously ticking clock thumping beneath my hand. I drew little circles over his clock continuing to kiss his flushed face; whether out of embarrassment or anger I can't tell. Should I be merciful? He can't do anything~ I smiled, kissing his neck and withdrew my hands.

That's enough.

I pulled back and stood up. I felt my own racing heart which begged me to see him in a weaker state than this. That's enough torture. I just hope he remembers that I did eventually stop when he gets free. I'm sure he'll make me regret this. He huffed, exhilarated as he struggled to wrench the rope apart. He raggedly breath desperate to get out of his binds.

"Whoops...too far?" I teased.

"Why'd you stop?" He growled, trembling. I smiled trailing my hand over his shoulder. He sucked in a quick breath, probably expecting another attack. My hands smoothly traced his jaw line rubbing the sides of his neck. Teasing him is fun~ he probably thinks I'm still going to continue. Black shakily breathed out with a slightly parted mouth which begged for substance.

"Well, it's fun to see you all flustered. Besides, if you do eventually get that from me...," I trailed off leaning in towards his ear, "wouldn't it make it that much sweeter if I tease you a bit now?" I seductively encouraged lightly nibbling on his ear. He turned his head blindly searching for my lips. I grinned trailing my hand down his cheek and titled his head up for another kiss. He immediately bit my lip trying to make access with what little control he tried to manage. I smiled and lightly slapped his cheek as a reminder as to who was in charge here. He flinched, growling. This is...really fun, actually. More so than it should be for me. My heart pounded with adrenaline. Anything. I can do anything and they can do nothing. A rush of madness captivated my mind. I'm the one in power here. Not them.

"I'm the one in charge here, Black. And I say no." I smiled at his frustrated growls as he fought even more against the restraints. Just what in the world is that rope made out of?

"You are forgetting something, dear." White called out as I pulled away from Black. I flinched. Do I really have to...? "That was quite the sweltering scene but you still need to punish me for that ludicrous answer I gave." Immediate anger swept through me. He lied-!

"You were connected-?!" I shouted jumping away from Black. That's so not fair! White lost!

"Way to go f***ing genius...," Black hissed feverishly. My heart dropped as realization hit me. They were planning it the whole time. One would get the ultimate prize and the other the 'punishing excitement'...

"All the more reason to whip me harder dear." White said eagerly awaiting my reaction. No. I won't only whip him. He'll enjoy it. A feeling of the sorts I've never encountered gripped my heart. I wanted to punish him. No, not in the way he was planning. I wanted to take full advantage of this and torture him for everything that he's done to me before. And I can do it too. He can't stop me. I devilishly grinned.

"Alright then." This punishment...is the only thing I can think of that will really piss him off. No matter what I was thinking though my foot unconsiously stomped down on White's foot, still aggravated from the earlier ploy they participated in.

"Oh-!" White cried out euphorically as he cringed.

"OW!" Black shouted kicking the table. I jumped as everything spilled over the ground with the cake and everything. Rather than anger a chuckle ripped out of my throat. My own emotions became a jumbled mess as I observed his funny reaction. He just made a huge mess with the cakes and everything but, at the same time, the twisted snarl on his face that was in clear displeasentment sent riveting shivers down my spine.

"It surprises me that you can't handle a little pain Black." I teased, trailing my fingers over White's jaw.

"What kind of freak would enjoy it?!" Black hissed clearly not in favor of my actions.

"Are you ready for the real punishment game White?" I asked.

"There's more? F***!" Black raged twisting and yanking on the ropes.

"Yes...," He trilled, "I am your victim, sweetheart. Do what pleases you to this body of mine." My hand twitched, so tempted to go on a little further with this sick and twisted game before I forced my hand back. That's enough.

"You know what I want to do to you?" I whispered darkly running my hands down his sides. His breathing stopped short as I rested them on his clock feeling his fluttering excited tempo. Too bad for him he has no idea what I'm planning to do. It is the most sinister thing I can think of after so sweetly kissing them.

"And what is it that you wish to torture me with next?" He asked, mighty frisky from me stepping on him earlier. I leaned forward kissing the tip of his nose.

"Nothing." I simply said with a shrug. They both remained silent for a moment absorbing my sobering words.

"What?" Joker asked looking in my general direction. I grinned.

"This is the worst, most painful punishment I could think of; nothing. I'll see you in the morning." I sang trotting out of the door.

"H-hey, you aren't serious-?!" Black demanded, stamping his foot on the ground.

"Ah, this lovely feeling of rejection...," White breathed, trembling.

"Shut the f*** up! I can't believe you're my other half-!" Black screeched at White who was busily enjoying my wrath. I sighed. Looks like it backfired; White looks like he's having more fun than anything. Hopefully that changes during the night. Oh well. My eyes ran over the sweet mess Black had so thoughtfully kicked to the ground. I'll clean that up when I come to untie them. I rammed into the door closing it and whipped out my little lock pick, clicking it closed.

This really is the worst torture I could think of. Anything else would've paled in comparison. Ignoring them...I remember when I didn't go to see them for two weeks. They really went nuts. And I bet that after getting them hyped up like that and then leaving them...well, is the worst thing I could do to them as payback. I grinned triumphantly trotting down the halls. I'm going to remember this. I surmounted both Jokers and, actually, I utterly conquered them! Granted my techniques were low and conniving - more so than what I've ever done before - but in the end I got them. The Joker. I grinned entering the room I've stayed in before flopping down onto the bed.

"I win, Joker." I purred.

BLACK'S POV

"T-that's why you don't give her any f***ing power-!" I feverishly hissed, out of breath from her soul sucking kiss. Hell...I swear it felt like the world just stopped when she attacked me like that at first. That kind of initiative and then going so far as to hurt me... I-I can't stop it...S-she...that b****-!

"Yes well that was rather...interesting." White huffed completely overtaken by her surprising aggression.

"What got into her?" I questioned again working at the stubborn knots. The pesky rope held fast without any trouble. F***...I designed this a little too well...

"Perhaps it was...the fact she had control over - us?" White mused breathlessly.

"You think?" I hissed slumping back in the chair. Oh hell this hurts...I sucked in a quick breath as my entire body was ravaged with a savage fiery feeling which had been present throughout the entire session. I growled unable to overcome the incredibly painful throbbing that erupted within me. W-what the f*** is this?! White hacked and coughed as the agony spread across every fiber in my being. W-what -? The rope restraining my wrists vanished dropping my writhing body to the floor. I glared back to White who was lying on the ground, twitching and barely breathing with a knife close to his fingers. I forgot he always carried those things.

"W-what is going on-?!" This is not the same exhilarating feeling as before. No, this is much more painful-!

"W-what-!" I barely choked out as my clock ticked faster than ever before. The walls smeared into a gray blob as the energy drained from my limbs pinning my heavy body to the ground. W-what the f***...

END

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