My totally original idea for a book about eternal love between a man and cheesecake:
The man is struggling with his temptation to eat the cheesecake, and he is brooding and self-hating because he has eaten cheesecakes before. Therefore, he struggles to keep away from the cheesecake in order to 'protect' it.
However, the cheesecake is so beautiful, and it smells so effervescently (use lots of words for the hell of it, especially if they don't make sense) delicious, the man goes to sleep every night dreaming about the cheesecake. Then, one night, the man breaks into the coffee place where they serve the cheesecake...and he just stares at the cheesecake. He watches it while it 'sleeps'.
One day he tries to walks in the coffee shop and keep staring at the cheesecake...except someone already ate it. Distressed and heartbroken, he walks out of the shop and just as he leaves, he sees someone eat the last slice of his cheesecake...and he flips the fuck out.
He pulls the chair from under him and brutally assaults him with the chair, and all the waiters and witnesses are standing there, witnessing him, aghast. They keep staring at him as he finally slows down, breaks down, and runs away... and then everyone just going back to doing what they were doing and ignores the poor man on the ground.
So one customer asks one of the waitresses why anyone would go ballistic and do such a thing. The waitress shrugs and says, "...Well, he did love the cheesecake."
FIN.
