"I can't believe this is freaking happening,"
My voice was strained, I let out a loud groan after the words and started hopping from one foot to the other impatiently. I was not good in situations like this, it made an ugly side of myself appear, I was not good at waiting, especially not when it was making me suffer.
"This is ridiculous," I hissed to the black haired girl to my side.
Candida smirked slowly, obviously finding my distress really amusing, which naturally just pissed me off even more. Instead of trying to make her understand how much I was suffering I turned to the girl at my other side, Maude seemed more sympathetic, but it seemed like they had both agreed to find this amusing. Not sure when this agreement had happened but I wasn't really that happy with it, they had both come with me to stand in line because that's what girls did, they did everything together.
We had met up just a few hours before, me and Maude had made the trip in my tiny red car that had been pimped into a monkey shagging wagon just for the occasion. We met up with Candida at the hotel and had already made that place more dangerous than it should be for a while before we had gone to the venue. I had been shivering in my black fake leather skirt, of course people had commented about the fact that I must have regretted wearing it by then, but I replied with a simple 'just wait till he sees me, y'all will all regret not having worn something this short.' At least my Guns & Roses shirt was keeping me warm along with a thick bright red coat. Once we got inside it was too warm as to have been expected of course, it was never going to just to be alright. Gaining a spot right up front wasn't that difficult, we had gotten in as one of the first ones, plus we had friends in even closer places. The entire place was buzzing with energy and apparently, that was enough to force me to find the nearest bathroom, along with the entire female population of Germany.
And so we ended up in the longest line that I had ever been in, Maude and Candida by my side like true friends and laughing at me like best friends only could do. I was still hopping from one foot to the other, having one seen a show where they found that hopping really did help to control the bladder. But it didn't take me very long to get completely sick of it. My dark brown eyes started to scan my surroundings and that was when I noticed a door without a line in front of it. It was only logical that a show like this only attracted girls, which automatically meant that the men's room was completely deserted. My lips turned into a slight grin and it didn't take my dear friends long to realize that I was up to something.
"Emma," Maude said, looking at me like I had just sprung a couple of antlers.
Before continuing she looked around, I laughed softly, figuring that she was looking just in case I had seen one of the guys and that was why I was smirking. I shook my head before pointing towards the completely deserted door, grinning widely as I skipped out of the line that we were in and towards the other door.
"What are you gonna do, pee in a urinal?" Maude called after me. I turned towards her, still smirking.
"Dude, right now, I will if I have to," with that I disappeared into the deserted bathroom, letting out a loud laugh as I found it even more empty than I thought. Maude and Candida were behind me rather quickly and I grinned widely, pointing towards the wall,
"Stalls, I don't even have to pee in a urinal,"
"Too bad, would have paid to see you do that," Candida mentioned, I shoved her playfully before crawling into the stall and finally feeling some kind of relief. I heard the door open and close, could have sworn that I heard Candida and Maude gasp or squee or something in between that. I figured that they had just seen some kind of bug or something, but then again, that would have caused a bit more of a scream then a squee. It got eerily quiet for a moment but then I started to hear voices again, I thought it was just Maude talking to Candida and as I got out of the stall I didn't see anything out of the ordinary, other than the fact that there were weird expressions on my two friends' faces.
"Y'all see a ghost or something?" I asked them, raising my eyebrow slightly as I moved to wash my hands.
"I think you're in the wrong bathroom," the sound of an unfamiliar voice nearly made me cause a waterfall to explode from the faucet and I turned around quickly, tilting my head slightly at the new person, didn't take my long to place him though.
"Well, maybe you're the one that's in the wrong bathroom," I had no idea where the boldness came from, but at least I got a smile back.
"Since when do girls' bathrooms have urinals?" Will said, pointing towards the opposite wall. Shit, hadn't thought about that. I bit my lip and tilted my head slightly, "Huh, would ya look at that," was all that I could really come up with to say.
The door opened again and all four pairs of eyes shot towards it, it wasn't until another male appeared that three of us moved again. Candida was still frozen in her spot.
"You three aren't boys," was his first comment.
"You can't prove that," Maude replied before I had to chance to toss out the same witty comment, we shared a look and a wide grin before looking back at Mr Big Ben, finding that our grins were mimicked in the two men that were standing in front of us.
"But I'm sure that Candida would be happy to let you try and prove it," I added, nudging the black haired beauty at my side, who just shot me a look of pure hell and hatred, making my grin even bigger. Ben seemed a bit flustered by the comment though, almost like he wasn't expected for something like that to be tossed at him. I figured that he wasn't expecting to meet three girls in the men's bathroom either, then again, we weren't really expecting to find a monkey and Will there either, or should we just count Will as a monkey now too? Before my mind could start to ponder that option Ben moved, turning towards Will and announcing that his reason for being was to find him because they had to get back and probably do some kind of funky monkey stuff. They left before we could really process what had just happened and the three of us exchanged looks for a few moments.
"Told you this was an amazing idea!" I then nearly shouted, Maude, Candida and I laughed for a moment, still trying to come to terms with what had just happened. It was then that Candida punched me on the side of my arm.
"What the hell!"
"You know why,"
"…Oh, like you wouldn't have let him,"
Can't deny that if she had told another monkey what I had told Ben that I would have been angry with her as well, but something had to be said, Ben had to be made uncomfortable, it was too much fun not to.
"Well, at least we got an improv idea now," Maude said, I grinned, knowing exactly what was going to come out of her mouth next.
"Meeting girls in the boys' bathroom!"
