Its a long while since I actually wrote a new story (other things have taken over) but I'm back, with a thousand new ideas and not half the time I need to write them! However I'm so in love with this plot I just had to write it and make sure I get it done right - so expect long periods between updates whilst I have new chapters beta'd and nit pick till its perfect!
Just for my own safety I will warn you that this story isn't too pro-Jeff. I don't particularly like Jeff or Shane however I don't dislike them. Read this story with an open mind and don't flame me because you don't like the way I represented a couple of people. I always appreciate feedback but I'd prefer it to be positive in some way!
Oh and extra thing as well. I struggled so hard to give this a name and in the end this one (as suggested by MsLessa my wonderful beta thank you - I'd still be unable to post otherwise) jumped out at me so I had to use it. If at first it seems a strange Name don't worry the more you read it will be explained.
And now on with the story.
Womanly Wiles - Chapter 1
"Another drink?" Shane Helms asked looking around the table at his group of friends. Jay 'Christian' Reso, Chris 'Jericho' Irvine and Jeff Hardy. All of them nodded, the same reply they gave to his next question "Same again?"
"Where have Andy and Stacy gone?" Jay asked, looking round quickly.
"Dancin'" Chris growled motioning to where Andrew ' Test' Martin and Stacy Kiebler where making out under the pretence of dancing. "Do they ever leave each other alone?" Jay asked.
"Nah" Jeff replied, "I think they are actually joined now!" He expected mumbles of agreement but found his friends staring at the couple. "Ugh, guys how can you?" He asked, a question to which they gave no answer. "That's Stacy. Making out with Andy. There is no way that's attractive!" Finally Jay turned, half an eye still on the dance floor, and said to Jeff "Not them....HER!" He pointed vaguely to behind the 'happy' couple but Jeff saw only two average looking girls. "Now, I'm not really a big authority but guys....."
"She's gone" Jay muttered angrily.
"Explains a lot" Jeff told no one in particular, before turning to Chris. "So what was so special?" But Chris didn't hear him.
She was the most amazing thing Chris had ever seen. She danced with two others, attractive in their own right but both paling in comparison to her. Her body flowed sexily to the music, her body attuned to the beat her every action glamorous and sexy.
He wasn't the only one staring. All around her men and women watched, over each others shoulders, all as mesmerised as he was. Everybody wanted her, every woman wanting to be her.
It wasn't her looks that screamed louder than the constant thump of the music, though they were breathtaking. No something else set her apart, grabbing the attention of those around her. Her clothes were sexy but it wasn't that either. The way she held herself, smiling gently as she danced up against her friends. The lure of her appeal was from her movements and attitude, she was something else.
She touched her shortest friends arm, dipping her head to the girl's ear, before turning and walking towards the bar. As she weaved through the crowd she still remained the only thing Chris saw, till she rounded the bar and disappeared completely from view.
"Chris!" Jeff shouted, amused. "Earth to planet Chris".
Chris blinked the rest of the world back into focus, shaking his fuzzy head, feeling as if he'd just emerged from a trance. He gazed questioningly up at Jeff, who scowled, before sighing "For fucks sake"
"What was she like?"
"Gorgeous!" Chris replied happily "Absolutely amazing."
"Helpful" Jeff muttered, looking angrily at his friends. "Fat lot of good you are!"
"Like you care, you probably wouldn't fancy fancy her anyway gay boy" Jay jibed, giving a smile to Jeff who stuck his tongue out in reply.
"I can pass an opinion on her looks without having to fancy her!"
"Then look over there" Jay pointed to where Shane was returning from the bar, a tray of drinks in his hands. On his arm was the woman he and Chris had just been staring at. Jay looked over to his friend, smiling at the look on his face "Hey Chris, you got some drool there." Chris scowled at Jay for a second, his eyes snapping back to the woman with Shane.
"Hon!"
"Ria!" The woman and Jeff embraced each other, not overly passionate hugs, but their manner more than hinted at a long history. "Its amazing to see you" Jeff added, dropping a kiss on her cheek. "Its been to long"
"It wouldn't have been soooo long if you'd told me when you were coming home, 'stead of turning up when I'm away!"
Jeff pulled a face before replying "If you were EVER home, 'stead of in every other state but NC." She pulled an almost identical face, which caused Shane to laugh, and the confused look on Jay and Chris's face to contort further. Shane realised that neither Chris nor Jay knew what was going on and took it upon himself to explain. "This Ria, well Rhiannon but you know......she went to school with young Jeffy."
Jeff looked up a moment, scowling at Shane and adding "We've been best's since forever!" before turning back to Ria, catching up on the days since they had last spoke. "I know her from Omega. At the time we where in training she lived close to the main arena and was always down there, or at our apartment!" Shane shook his head laughing quietly. "She's a model see, well, was. Now she's about a hundred and one things all of them enviable."
Ria looked up, smiling arrogantly. "I want." A smirk played on her lips, an almost evil glint in her eyes "I get"
"Simple fact" Jeff added.
"Do you know who these guys are?" Shane asked motioning to Jay and Chris.
"Yeah, Chris and........Okay so I don't know his real name!"
"Jason ummm, Jay."
"Well, Jay nice to meet you." She held her hand out to him, and he made a big show of sweeping down and placing a gentle kiss on the back of her hand. Jeff and Shane snorted "That won't work on her."
She shot them a look, and gave Jay a flirtatious smile. "Ignore them, they know nothing!"
"So," She looked over at Jeff "No Matt?"
"Don't you watch it anymore?"
"You really think that once I heard the wonderful Hardy Boyz had contracts I wouldn't watch? I'm ashamed! I even watched that crap, WCW called wrestling, so that I could watch Sugar Shane over there!"
"You only call it crap cos you didn't fancy every other man in it!"
"Damn straight - they were all either a hundred or ugly as sin.....speaking of which we're back to Matt"
"Don't really speak much with him anymore. Now he's on Smackdown. He's got new friends he doesn't need us!"
"Charmed I'm sure," Ria said outraged. "Of all the nerve!" Jeff and Shane just shook their heads. At this point Stacy and Andrew made their way back to the table. Obviously shocked to find another woman on her territory Stacy sneered down at Ria "Who's ring rat is this?"
Ria rose from her seat, and despite losing a few inches to Stacy she still intimidated the blonde "I don't know how YOU got YOUR job honey, but I don't sleep around like that!" The men round the table sniggered, whilst Andrew took a step forward, his face red "How dare you talk to my woman that way!"
"Andrew!" Stacy snapped, her eyes still on Rhiannon "Firstly I am NOT 'Your Woman' and secondly," Stacy paused and looked her over "She's got IT. You won't do anything to her!" Andrew shut up, though he didn't look best pleased at her insult. "I'm Stacy, you are?"
"Rhiannon, or Ria for short." She accepted the hand Stacy held out to her, and they shook their eyes never losing contact. Finally both took seats, and lifted their drinks, signifying they found each other acceptable, and the men gave a silent sigh of relief.
