Disclaimer: Gundam Seed and the song "Impossible Dream", sung by Elvis Presley, are not mine.
A/N: If you have watched the Honda ad "Impossible Dream", then you understand the parody that I wrote. Well, I twisted it a bit to suit Kira's life journey in GS and GSD but not in chronological order. Hope you have fun reading it! Oh, before I forget, great thanks to Honda for making a great ad.
Kira's Impossible Dream
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It was a fine morning in Heliopolis. Kira, wearing a blue bike jacket, grabbed his helmet and went out from his house. He donned the helmet and sang:
To dream the impossible dream…
Then, he started his scooter. As he rode down the road, a pack of BuCUE was chasing him but he blissfully ignored them.
To fight the unbeatable foe…
The scooter was gone; now, Kira was in his pilot suit and inside Strike's cockpit. He flew past a barrage of lasers fired by Providence's DRAGOON.
To bear with unbearable sorrow…
An escape pod carrying Fllay floated in front of the brunette. Providence's laser fire hit it, causing it to be engulfed in one big explosion. However, Strike just flew past it, with tears (Strike's) trailing its eyes.
To run where the brave dare not go…
The space setting was gone; Kira flew above the Pacific Ocean, heading for a certain island.
To right the unrightable wrong…
There, he traded kicks and punches with Athrun. Tolle exploded at the background but the music continued…
To love pure and chaste from afar…
The scene suddenly shifted to Kira's room. In there, he hurriedly putting on his uniform and leaving Fllay, naked, on his bed. Then, he went out and met Lacus, who was waiting for him. Kira smiled and he continued to sing…
To try when your arms are too weary…
Back in the cockpit, but this time, Kira was inside Freedom. He tried to break through a horde of GINNs, CGUEs and GuAIZs. All of them fired at him mercilessly.
To reach the unreachable star…
Kira, with his arm outstretched, trying to reach Eternal but ZAFT mobile suits keep on pestering him. He got no choice but to fight on…
This is my quest, to follow that star…
He hacked and slashed, but still keeping faithful to his policy: no kills.
No matter how hopeless,
No matter how far,
To fight for the right…
This time, he faced the LOGOS fleet, which was hell-bent on exterminating him. He floated in the free-G for a moment and then, pressed on to attack them.
Without question or pause,
To be willing to march into hell
For a heavenly cause…
Then, he faced GENESIS, REQUIEM and MESSIAH. Lasers and missiles all flew past him but he just float on, doing nothing.
And I know if I'll only be true,
To this glorious quest…
Suddenly, the three fortresses fired at him. A humungous explosion ensued, engulfing the puny Freedom. At the same time, the music faded and it was all silent…
A few moments later, something emerged from that explosion. It was enormous and glowing red from the heat. It was none other than…
The mighty Archangel.
To reach the unreachable star…
The music continued again. Now, Kira in his ZAFT uniform and Lacus in his arms, was pointing out to the Earth and her colonies. Both of them were at the Archangel's bridge. Finally, peace was established.
"I could not put it better myself…" Lacus smiled at her man. Afterwards, she brought her luscious lips to Kira's and both of them were lost in their own world.
"I wonder what song he is singing…" Murrue sweatdropped as she watched the oblivious couple.
A/N: There you go, people. It may be absurd but I hoped you enjoyed it. Feel free to comment. I know that I will get a couple of "WTF?" Thanks for reading, anyway. Ciao! (bows)
