A song I wrote (In my sleep of course) at the same time as The Allies
Groups of GI's, and just couldn't sleep of course. Well hope you
like it ENJOY!!! OH AND R/R!!!!

Goes to the tune of "The Twelve Things of Christmas"(as if you can't guess)



The Twelve things of Red Alert

"As told by a GI"

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The first thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Is a Conscript yelling da da da



The Second thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The Third thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The fourth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me


Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The fifth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The sixth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me


Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The seventh thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Seven Tesla Troopers

Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The eighth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Eight Kirov Airships

Seven Tesla Troopers

Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The ninth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Nine loaded Flack Tracks

Eight Kirov Airships

Seven Tesla Troopers

Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The Tenth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Ten Tesla Tanks

Nine loaded Flack Tracks

Eight Kirov Airships

Seven Tesla Troopers

Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The Eleventh thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

Eleven barking dogs

Nine loaded Flack Tracks

Eight Kirov Airships

Seven Tesla Troopers

Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


The Twelfth thing of Red Alert that's trying to kill me

TWELVE APOCALYPSE TANKS!!!

Eleven barking dogs

Nine loaded Flack Tracks

Eight Kirov Airships

Seven Tesla Troopers

Six Desolators

FIVE RHINO TANKS!!

Four screaming Yuri's

Three Crazy Ivan's

Two Flack Troopers

And a Conscript yelling da da da


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Well I hope you liked it and I think it's pretty good considering
I wrote it while trying to sleep but couldn't.

PLEASE R/R!!!