Disclaimer: I own none of these characters except ' random alien '

Leia: Hey ,look at that lightsaber floating around

Luke: Oh, that's just Yoda.

Leia: Yoda is a lightsaber!

Luke: No! Its just he's so small we can't see him otherwise.

Luke: You killed my father

Yoda: No, Luke – I am your father!

Luke: A little short green dude is my father? Aaaaaah! NOOOOOOOOOO – wait. Isn't Darth Vader supposed to say that?

Yoda: Uuuuhh-

Random alien: Hey look at that speeder. It's driving by itself!

Yoda: Hee Hee

Luke (looking around): Where the hell is Yoda? I heard him a minute ago.

Yoda: stabs Luke's foot with lightsaber

Luke: Aaaaaah! Help! A deadly Tatooine poison sand scorpion! Mummy!

(runs away screaming)

Yoda: Hee Hee

Mace Windu: Are all the members of the Council present?

Members: Yes

Mace Windu: Then let's – wait, is Yoda here? (spots lightsaber bobbing around) Oh, there you are Yoda. Right, let's begin.