Adventures of a Certain Annoying Itachi

Chapter One: Misao's Unlucky-In-Love Day

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A/N: Here be a place for me to post all my uber-short Misao-centric humorous ramblings. WARNING: Unusual pairings and implied pairings reside within this, including but not limited to Aoshi/Misao (normal), Saito/Misao, Enishi/Misao, Sojiro/Misao, Aoshi/Sojiro, Chou/Tae (next chapter), and more to come that have not yet been written. You have been warned.

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Enishi and Saito were having a face-off over the one girl they were both occasionally paired with. For the sake of (our) amusement, they both loved her.

Enishi glared at Saito. "She's MINE!"

Saito glared back. "No, she's MINE!"

Misao sighed and sweatdropped. "Guys, I lo—"

Insert mega carnage here…on both parts.

After a sufficient amount of blood had been spilled, Misao gathered up her courage, took a deep breath, and yelled the biggest surprise since we found out that Kamatari was gay. "I LOVE AOSHI-SAMA!"

Both men paused in the middle of their maim-fest.

"Damn," Enishi said.

"Damn," Saito said.

"Misao…" Aoshi said tenderly, randomly joining them.

The trademark starry fangirl eyes drifted onto Misao's features. "Hai, Aoshi-sama?"

"I'm gay."

Misao didn't miss a beat. "…Damn. All right then…I LOVE SOJIRO!"

"He's my boyfriend," Aoshi added.

"…Damn. Then…I LOVE ENISHI!"

Too bad that Enishi had just died of blood loss.

"DAMMIT! I LOVE SAITO!"

WAY too bad that SAITO had ALSO died of blood loss.

A vein throbbed in Misao's temple. "Grr…who's LEFT?" She pulled out a list labeled "Men To Stick Misao With" and read down it. "Enishi…Saito…Aoshi…Soujiro…"

"Oro?" Kenshin commented.

There was a long pause before Misao spoke.

"…I think I like being single."

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The End! For now! To be continued! (Kind of)