One night, i was sitting at my desk, thinking of ways on how to destroy Lord Orochimaru

One night, i was sitting at my desk, thinking of ways on how to destroy Lord Orochimaru. Then my thoughts laid upon the man that i have had a crush on since the very day i met him. Orochimaru's right hand man, Kabuto Yakushi. The day i found out that he was one of Orochimaru's minions was the day i started to despise Kabuto, and hate Kakashi a little as well. The reason to hating Kakashi was because he didn't tell me that he knew Kabuto was going to betray the village. My heart broke that day, and i want to kill Kabuto every time i see him but i just can't. Kabuto knows all of my weak points and exploits every single one when he gets the chance. But now, i just want to get Kabuto back to the village, and the only way to do that is to kill Orochimaru. Or maybe i don't have to try and kill him, most likely when i would try he'd kill me in a flash, but maybe i could Kabuto without Orochimaru noticing. "The only way to do that is to kidnap Kabuto late at night when he was asleep. But even that wouldn't be easy unless Kabuto didn't wake up. That's it, i have to make a knock-out gas that even Kabuto wouldn't detect until it was to late. That's it! Now how am i going to make this infamous gas?" Now i was annoyed. Trying different combinations and having them explode in my face throughout the night if finally found the one that knocked me out in a second flat onced i inhaled it, to see if it would work naturally.

Well, a few nights later i decided to take off to Orochimaru's lair and get Kabuto. It took me at least 2 days to get there. "Damnit! Why do they have to be so far away from the land of fire?! Well, i guess it's worth it if ican get Kabuto to come with me. You're going to be mine soon Kabuto." I finally arrived at the lair, it was already quite late, what sucked was that i was really tired. So i decided that i would take a little nap. Well, when i woke up, IT WAS ALREADY MORNING!! "DAMNIT!! THE SUN IS UP!" I shout and suddenly fall out of the tree i was resting in. "ow..." As i waited for night to fall, i gathered up extra equipment. Again, it was late night, this time i was well rested and ready to execute my plan of attack...or should i say plan of kidnapping! I sneaked into the lair, surprisingly without any one noticing and found my way, through the vents might i add, to Kabuto's room. He was at his desk working on something, i quickly covered my mouth and nose and dropped the gas bomb into his room. All of a sudden smoke appeared, 'wow this stuff works really fast.' "What the--?! Where is that smoke coming from, oh no, this is knock-out gas!" cough, cough I watch there and see Kabuto fall to the ground, i then do a jutsu to make the smoke disperse. I then go down to Kabuto and check his vital signs, "good, he's still alive." I silently move and get Kabuto on my back and find a quick way out of this lair. Obviously i can't go back through the vents, for christ's sake he is taller than me so we both wouldn't fit in the vents. So, i use my chakra and transport us outside the lair to where my stuff was. And then i skip happily back to the land of fire and hide Kabuto, so i can interogate him myself. hums along silently, happy that i 'rescued' Kabuto.

I was skipping along back to the land of fire and found a place where i could hide Kabuto. It wasn't anything too fancy. It was just a room in an inn. I told the people that my friend was hurt and that i needed to lie him down somewhere, and so they gave me a room. Alright, so then i layed Kabuto down on the bed, and yes i did ask for only one bed because Kabuto will want an explanaition. And so we have lots of room for that, aka fighting most likely. I take off his glasses and pull down his hair, and i realize one thing, he is even hotter than before! jumps around with glee!Back to the story, i pull over a chair and sit on it in an awkwardly position. None of my feet are touching the ground. if you have seen death note,i would be in a Near Position. Again back to the story, i am also cleaning his glasses as i sit there staring at him as he sleeps. droools A few hours later, Kabuto finally wakes up.He finds his glasses and his ponytail are on the nightstand next to him. He puts his hair up, and his glasses on. Then he sees me. I am now,he he, sleeping in the chair. 'Hmph. So this doing is all Kadrin's doing, huh. Well then, this is interesting,' Kabuto thought. He goes over to the chair and picks me up in his arms (Oh, I am soooo Happy!!) and lays me on the bed so i would be more comfortable. But as he lays me down, i wake up. blushes, Kabuto's face is really close to mine right now "uh, Kabuto.You're up." "Yes i am. Why did you kidnap me, Kadrin Kanakashi? Are you still that much in love with me? I thought you broke when you found out that i was Lord Orochimaru's right hand man." "No! I hate you! I thought that if i could get you away from Orochimaru, then he would be a little weaker because he needs you." my voice started to fade as i was saying that. When Kabuto heard 'i hate you!' he knew that i was lying. Kabuto knew too much about me, so saying something like that would definately confirm whatever was going through his mind. All Kabuto did was chuckle at it. Oh, i guess i forgot to mention that Kabuto and I are still on the bed, hes pinning me down on it.