'BERAKING NEWS: Purrzkaban, the prison for cats has just had its first escapee; Mass-Murderer Meowrius Black. Guilty of murdering 12 dogs 13 years ago. The public have been warned that this man is extremely dangerous and if he is spotted, police should be contacted urgently. That is your latest news.'

Peppa was watching the news in the morning on her own because Mummy and Daddy pig were still at a nightclub. No need to tell us he's up to no good. Peppa thought to herself. Look at the state of him! I'm not bothered about the news on telly. I need to know who is going out with who at school! Peppa packed her bags and went to 'enjoy another day at horrible grim school' as she would always say. She went out the door and made her way down to the bus stop. The bus came and she got to the back seat to sit with her BFF Suzie. Suzie was gearing at a girl called Candy Cat who had stolen her boyfriend last week. Peppa decided to sit with her BFF. 'Hey Pep have you heard about Meowrius Black?' asked Suzie. 'Sure Su.' Answered Peppa 'That story is boring. Let's talk about dating. We really need to talk about this.'

'Oh please don't tell me you fancy me!' said Suzie.

Peppa Laughed 'No, I was just thinking about dating Freddy Fox this year.'

Suzie replied 'Too bad, Freddy's taken. He's Zoe's 'lucky boy'. Anyway, I will now date a guy from a different school. His name is Wolfe Wolfdog and he's the most popular guy at Polarcity Private School and he says he would be happy to date a sheep the same age as him from Anivale Middle School as long as she has popularity and is sexy. A K A ME!' Peppa gave an angry sigh and walked off. Peppa did this when she thought Suzie 'had more popularity' than her, which was often.

AFTER SCHOOL

'SU?! COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!' Screamed Peppa as she was looking for Suzie. Suzie would often wait for Peppa in Anivale Park next to the school. They would usually use their skateboards to go on the skate park but she was nowhere to be seen. Oh I remember! Thought Peppa. She was going to meet me in woods on the other side of the city. That big loser Pedro says don't go there because Meowrius Black hides there in the dark, waiting to pounce on little children. Hmph…I'm not little. I am 14. Peppa skateboarded out into the busy road and grabbed onto the back of a van that was heading towards the woods. When she got into the dark woods she found Susie on the floor in a scared positon 'PEPPA LOOK BEHIND YOU!' Peppa turned around to see a grey cat with long flowing dark brown hair, blue-grey eyes, a moustache and dirt all over his prison uniform. Stood in front of them was Meowrius Black.

'So long since I've seen you, Peppa. Did you know I'm your Godfather?'

'YOU DARN PAHETIC STUPID CRAPPY…RUSTY CAN OPENER!'

'No…..listen….It-it's true…'

Then Peppa's Father jumped from behind a tree and told Peppa off

'OK YOU FLITHY NOOB LISTEN TO MY BEST M8 NOW OR…OR…I'LL…NO MORE USING THE TOILET!'

They all went quiet. Until they had a talk about things. Meowrius really was Peppa's Godfather and he was going to hire her to work for his business. But now it was time for Meowrius to convince the cops that he's innocent

'Ok Bye guys. Ooh, Peppa? Suzie? Would you like to work at my business? What you have to sell my DVD's to other people. PS-Make sure to follow me on social media. OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED!'