Title: Do you mind?!

Summary: In which Sora is in the process of making up with Riku for a previous argument, and a large Heartless descends from above. .drabble.

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts belongs to Square Enix and Disney

Pairing: RikuSora Friendship

Warning: Somewhat tiny bit of spoilers for the series, nothing too much; OoC-ness; Set in Radiant Garden


Do you mind?!

" …I was really a jerk… I mean, you're happy right? And I should be ha –"

*THUMP*

Sora snapped his head around in time to see a Heartless descending from the skies, right into the middle of the ground outside Merlin's house. The wooden door was immediately thrown open as the Radiant Garden Restorative Committee came out wielding their weapons. Riku, too, took a step back, his Way to Dawn flashing into sight. All would have moved, if not stopped by a very, very angry Keyblade Master.

" What the hell is wrong with you?! Can't you see that I'm having a moment with my best friend here?! Why must you always, and I mean always, come at the most inappropriate moments?! Don't give me that face!! The one time we decided to set sail to discover other worlds, you took my best friend which took me a whole damn year to find, and nearly caused the death…"

And as Sora continued to rant out all the things that has happened to him during the two games, the Radiant Garden Restorative Committee all stood mouth agape, while Riku proceeded to bang his head on the invisible wall. With a sigh and a scowl, he moved to stop his best friend from destroying his own, not to mention of all those present, sanity and innocent minds.

" Sora…"

" And don't get me started on your partner species…"

" Sora."

" They caused me to spend another year sleeping!!"

" Sora!!"

Said teen stopped mid-rant.

" Look Sora, I would love to stand here listening to you rant to the Heartless, which I don't want to know why it seems to be just standing there listening to you, all day, but please, I don't want to lose the last of my sanity. Can we just take care of the Heartless problem before I find you a therapist?" Riku said, rubbing his temples.

" …Oh. Okay." Sora replied, bringing out his own Keyblade. Riku gave a strained smile.

" Thank you." Riku drawled out. " Now let's take this big guy out in one shot." The silver-haired smirked. Sora gave a matching grin.

As the two teens pushed themselves away each other, they shot of balls of light towards the large Heartless. They came back together and then summoned thirteen blades which cut through the Heartless repeated as the blades spun. Finally, they ended it all off by throwing their Keyblades into the air as the Heartless was bombarded by two large balls of darkness and light.

" Riku!" " Time's up."

Riku and Sora grinned, knocking each other's knuckles. …After which Sora started pouting.

" Sora…" Riku muttered, emerald eyes dimming.

" I was getting to the good part before you stopped me." Sora continued to pout.

" As I said before, I would love to provide a therapist for you, Sora." Riku replied.

" Ku!!" Sora stuck out his tongue. Riku laughed and looped an arm around Sora's neck.

" I think Kairi would love to listen to your stories." Sora's eyes widened in fear.

" No!! Kairi's gonna kill me!!" Sora wailed.

The Radiant Garden Restoration Committee made movements to return to Merlin's house but stopped.

" DO YOU MIND!?" Sora screamed. Riku smacked his forehead in agony.

" Here we go again…" He muttered.


A/N: Random idea that popped into my mind where Sora just… well, loses it. And on a side, and random, note: another Kingdom Heart fic that's set in Radiant Garden and features my favorite limit, Session. I just love them too much.