hi there, S.S. here, now i was gonna put this up as a one shot, but i am lazy and impatiant, so i thought i better put it up chapter by chapter. BE WARNED, this is SLASHY, and definatly not something for a younger persons eyes. also i apologise to those who cant take weirness cos this is definatly weird. read and try to enjoy. (i dont own these people)


Frank N Furter- Captain Nemo

Brad Majors- Dr Henry Jekyll

Janet Weiss- Edward Hyde (cast shortage)

Riff Raff- Rodney Skinner

Magenta- Dorian Gray

Columbia- Alan Quatermain

Rocky horror- special agent Tom Sawyer

The criminologist- M

Dr Everret Von Scot- The phantom (major cast shortage)

Eddy- Mina Harker.

Skinner, for some unknown reason has decided to wear bright red lipstick, and get naked, so all we see is a pair of floating red lips…

Skinner- King Solomon was dead,

When A.Q. said, his treasure wasn't worth shit,

And his crew were all there,

With jewels down their underwear,

Hey look I'm the invisible man!

Then something went to doom for Mina and her groom,

Dracy stole her by giving her blood,

Then at a deadly pace, they kicked in,

His pale face, and this is how the league began…

Action Thriller,

Double feature,

Hyde is Jekyll's,

Hidden creature,

See Martians fighting,

Us in the next comic,

Do you like my microphone?

Bought it cheap from comet,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

At the late night,

Double feature,

LXG show.

I knew Huckle Berry Fin, was not like tiny Tim,

When him and tom went down the river,

Skinner licks his lips.

And I really got hot,

When I found out just what,

Dorian prefers to wear late at night,

And I'll tell you that prunes, will give you the runes,

'Cos Alan nearly stunk us to death,

But when empires fall,

Said Dorian who knows all, Moriaty is sure to get killed,

In a…

Action Thriller,

Double feature,

Hyde is Jekyll's,

Hidden creature,

See Martians fighting,

Us in the next comic,

Do you like my microphone?

Bought it cheap from comet,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

At the late night,

Double feature,

LXG show.

C'mon lets go!

To the late night,

Double feature,

LXG show,

On the boat, cough ship

To the late night,

Double feature,

LXG show,

Nemo's a ho,

At the late night,

Double feature,

L-X-G show….

Skinners lips fade out and we see Jekyll strolling through the park when suddenly he begins to shake and Hyde strangely jumps out of his body. For a moment the pair are bewildered as how exactly this happened but soon become oblivious when a just married carriage drives past. Jekyll turns to Hyde who stands daintily, wearing a short purple dress and matching hat, and for a moment they gaze into each other's eyes.

Jekyll- Hey Hyde,

Hyde- yes Jekyll?

Jekyll- I've got something to say.

Hyde- uh huh?

Jekyll- I just loved the, murderous way,

You killed that lord, the other day,

Hyde- Oh Jekyll Hyde blushes and turns away from Jekyll.

Suddenly music starts up and Jekyll starts to dance about stupidly,

Jekyll- didn't take me long to decide,

We notice two park keepers close by dressed plainly busying themselves with work. And they look strangely similar to Skinner and Dorian…

Skinner and Dorian- oh Hyde,

Jekyll- that you're destined to be my bride,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- sadly the law had this denied,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- there's only one thing to do, lets hide, oh, Hyde, and do it anyway!

Hyde leans in to kiss Jekyll but Jekyll starts to dance again…

Jekyll- I know it was me, who shied,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- I pushed you away and I lied,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- but I dream now of having this knot tied,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- but late at night to myself I sighed, oh Hyde I love you!

Here's the potion to prove that I'm no joker, there's 2 ways that I can change,

Sometimes its good, and others a real choker,

Oh H-Y-D-E oh I love you so!

Hyde begins to dance and Jekyll simply observes.

Hyde- Oh its prettier than a petal!

D, S- Jekyll,

Hyde- you're not as hot as some but I'll settle,

D, S- Jekyll,

Hyde- cos we're as strong as metal,

D, S- Jekyll,

Hyde- I've one thing to say, and that Henry, dearie, I want you too!

Oh Henry,

Jekyll- Oh I sighed,

Hyde- my dearie,

Jekyll- Oh Hyde!

Hyde- I want you,

Jekyll- I love you too woo hoo, hoo, hoo

Both- there's one thing left to do ah ooh!

Jekyll- and that's fake our suicide,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- when they think I have died,

D, S- Oh Hyde,

Jekyll- then that's our ticket we've buyed! Oh Hyde, lets do it!

I sighed, oh Hyde,

Hyde- Henry, dearie,

Jekyll- Oh Hyde my bride!

Both- I love you…