Angry Jarheads!

Synopsis: Harm plays a prank on Mac with hilarious results. One-shot.

Disclaimer: As usual, characters, not mine.

" Lieutenant Harmon Rabb!" Mac's voice rang out across the bullpen, causing Harm to spin around, a guilty expression on his handsome face.

" What?" He asked, innocently.

" You... you... evil squid flyboy!" She spat.

" No, seriously, what did I do?"

" You just had to do it, didn't you? You idiot!"

" Oh." Harm paused, then turned and ran for the elevator. Mac raced after him, catching the elevator doors as they were closing, forcing them back open. She slipped in.

" Harm what on earth possessd you to do it?"

Harm shrugged, " It's supposed to be funny Mac!"

" Yeah, real funny squid!"

" Hey enough with the insults!"

She was seething with rage now, and Harm backed up against the lift wall, fervently hoping that someone would want to get in, preferably a high ranking officer. No such luck.

On the ground floor, he ran for his car, pausing only to laugh at the sign tacked to the back on Mac's car. She caught up to him, tackling him to the ground. Laughing, he rolled over and she sat on top of him. Bud, walking past, laughed at the sign, then hurried away, noting the glare from Mac and Harm's fate. This only made Harm laugh louder. Mac looked down at him, " I mean, really Harm. what possesed you to stuck a sign saying 'Warning! Angry Jarhead on Board!" on my car? I mean, really!"