And now, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for oath-keeper95!

(Applause)

Thank-you, thank-you. I'd like to thank you all for being there to read my stories. I'm sorry to say that I have handed the torch of Death the Kid&! to my good friend SneakyDorcas.

(Gasp)

Now, now. I may have given him the story, but that was so I could bring something a little more interesting to the table. Now raise your hand if you've ever heard of the Hetalia Craze, Nyotalia.

(Half the audience raises their hands)

Alright, I'm glad to see that we have a few Fangirls of Hetalia that know of this. For those of you that don't know about it, it is basically the Hetalia characters as the opposite genders. All the male cast will become females and likewise all the female cast become males. I have decided to make a story about this cast as the original cast in Hetalia-Axis Powers. In other words, a whole new perspective for fangirls everywhere.

(Cheers)

To be honest though… I'm surprised that I couldn't find this story idea on this site already. Oh well. And now for my trade mark discloser.

I, oath-keeper95, do not in any way own Hetalia-Axis Powers or the craze Nyotalia. Now without further a due, let's get it started… in here!


Episode One

It was a normal day at the world conference. All the countries were gathered in the world summit building as America's representative Amelia Jones, wearing her usual bombers jacket, short skirt and crop top ensemble, was the first to speak.

"Alright guys! I think that the world conference can convene, solving all the world's problems by-" flashes to Belgium's representative Ilarion, wearing his favorite military styled clothes with a band around his right arm with black, yellow and red stripes on it, "-talking excessively! No matter how had it seems, we can-" flashes to Spain's representative Carmen, chatting up one of the waiters while wearing a stylish pinstriped shirt, "-fix anything with enough meetings and photo-opts. Feel free to speak honestly-" flashes to Sweden's representative Ingrid, in her long flowing coat with flowery lace trim at its base, and Finland's representative Krisi, wearing her grey yet still stylish suit, "-while protecting your chances of reelection." she finished before walking to a wall with a crudely drawn picture of the Earth with a giant woman next to it and continuing to say, "I'll go first! About that whole using Global Warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we'll be O.K. if we genetically engineer a huge heroin and have her protect the Earth. I give you the super heroin, Blava Woman!" Amelia finally finishing her exhaustingly long speech.

Flashes to Japan's rep (it's tiresome to write representative every time a characters introduced) Sakura Hondo, who was wearing a pink kimono with a flowery pattern on it, who says, "I agree with Ameria…" before she got cut off by Switzerland's rep Salome in her camouflage styled jacket and for some reason a small rocket launcher on her back (ya… girl's got gut's bringing that to a PEACEFUL EVENT!).

"Man up girl or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" she exclaimed.

Flashes to Britain's (England, U.K., Britain, who cares!) rep Igiko that for some reason was wearing a frilly maid's outfit with a cup of tea in her left hand and a novel in her right. "There's no way some heroin will help with Global Warming or humanities enslavement." she said, sounding like there was more to it until she was rudely interrupted by France's fashionable yet weird rep Franciose who wore her purple work shirt with a slightly frilly dress underneath.

"If Igiko and Amelia don't agree with each other, then I can be superior by hating them both." Franciose said before Igiko retorted.

"Back in court!"

Amelia begins poking Franciose with her pen while Igiko… karate chops lightly on Franciose's head as the three of them start rambling on about random things like 'hot green dude statues', 'differing cultures' and 'body oder'.

Flashes to China's rep Chun-Yan , wearing a Chinese styled shirt that was obviously too big for her as her sleeves were well over her hands and a delivery boy styled hat between two hair buns. "You western nations are so immature. I doubt that they'll ever grow up. Maybe I can appeal to them with the only organ of theirs that seems to work aru." Wang said before she pulled a bowl of Chinese rice crackers. "Would you ladies like to try some Chinese tasty treats aru?"

"We'll just get hungry again!" the three bickering reps said as they were enveloped in a cloud of cartoonish violence.

Flashes to Carmen who is now striking up a conversation with Russia's rep Anya, wearing a blue dress with a scarf around her neck. "Hey, why don't you say something Anya? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in."

"What? Why me? No thanks."Anya said before it flashes to Lithuania's rep Gabija, who wore a long sleeved green shirt over a white dress shirt, and continues to say, "I want to see Gabija get in big trouble and come crawling back for help." It then flashes to Latvia's rep Lamia, who was in a small pink dress and was being bullied by Belarus' rep Nikolai, who wore his favorite long coat that had a dark fur trim on it. "Then Lamia will be right behind."

Flashes to Ethiopia's rep Asnaku, wearing a similar shirt to Gabija but brown instead of green and says, "Well you're so tough. Next you'll try to pick a fight with Frantz." referring to Haiti's representative.

Flashes back to Anya and Gabija but this time with Poland's rep Felicja who wore again a similar shirt to that of Gabija but light brown. "If you get any closer to Gabija…" she says as her voice gets deluded by the sound of Amelia's and Igiko's fighting, Carmen's chitter-chatter, Nikolai' bullying and several other things as it flashes to Greece's rep Euphrosynê, who despite all the all the noise was sleeping in the middle of the meeting.

The noise continued to rise until it became something similar to some illegitimate language, finally causing Germany's rep Monica, who wore her nations military clothes, to snap. "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!" she exclaimed as the room's clamor came to a stand-still.

"Monica?" Igiko and Franciose said together as they were fighting just a moment ago.

"We called this conference to solve ze world problems, not to fight about ze problems of our past, and since I'm apparently ze only country representative who seems to know how to run a meeting, we'll follow my rule from here on out! Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit-chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over ze time-limit. Now if you want to go zen make sure your prepared and raise your hand, and do so in a way that does not mock my salute or it's past." Monica finished, the room completely silent excluding the sound of Euphrosynê's snoring. One of the rep's raises her hand. "Monica recognizes her friend Daisy!" she said.

Flashes to Italy's rep Daisy, who's wearing her military's male uniform which hardly covers her cleavage. "PIIIZZZZAAA!" she says with a dopy smile on her face as she does.


Nyotalia: Axis Powers


It is said that long ago in this land, there lived a women who had conquered the Mediterranean Sea, and obtained all ze verlds wealth. Her name was Aloisia the Powerful. She had it all. Ze verld's vealth, fame, and vast land. Ze woman that had everything, one day she just… disappeared.

Later! During Verld Var I!

Monica, wearing her militaries cloths with a pair of standard boots and a riffle with iron sight (I asked my step dad) slanged to her back and carrying… something, was somewhere in the Italian border, looking for someone. "Hmmm." She thought as she looked around. "I'm supposed to be fighting a descendant of Aloisia ze Powerful right now. But so far, no such luck." She took another look around. "Veird." she said as we now see that in her hand's was… a stick. (She's going to kick a descendant of Aloisia the Powerful… with a stick.) "We crossed that border without any problem didn't we Nyostick? I'm so sorry I didn't share any of my liver vurst with you. Ze invasion vas going so vell I forgot to feed mien shticky friend." Monica said sadly before snapping out of it (the depression, not the talking to the stick thing). "You're right,I still shouldn't let mien guard down. It's him we're talking about and he must have some sort of plan." she said before something caught her eye. A dark brown crate that on it said 'tomatoes'.

To be continued.


If I get enough reviews saying to do so then I'll do the chibitalia as a side-story. I'm also ready to do some heavy editing if someone has another idea for outfits since my fashine sense is about a acute as a bat's eye-sight. Please review and I'll have Episode two up soon. have a good day.