The following fanfic was based off of If you were gay by Avenue Q. I do not own this or Hetalia. AN: singing is in italics. Enjoy the Show!
Romano sat down on a chair and pulled out a book. "Aah, an afternoon alone with my favourite book: Tomato Recipes of the 1940's. No bastards here to bother me, how could it get any better than this?" He then kept an eye on that potato bastard and his fratello from behind the book. "If that potato bastard puts as much as a hand on my fratello I will..."
"Hola Romano!" Spain greeted, walking into the room.
"Hi Spain" Romano grumbled, putting his book down.
"Hey Romano! You'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning! This guy was smiling at me and talking to me..." Spain said enthusiastically.
"That's very interesting." Romano lied.
"He was being real friendly.. and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought that I was gay." Spain continued.
Romano was shocked at the blunt comment."So, uh, why are you telling me this?"
"Hmm?"
"Why should I care? I don't care. What did ya have for lunch today?"
"Aw, you don't have to get all defensive..." Spain started.
"I'm not being defensive!" yelled Romano. He wasn't, right? "Why do I care about some gay guy you met, OK? I am trying to read."
"I didn't mean anything by it, Romano. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about." Spain mused.
"I do not want to talk about it Spain, this conversation is over!" stated Romano.
"Yeah, but Romano," Spain whined.
"OVER!" Romano yelled.
"Well okay," started Spain "but just so you know..."
Spain then started to sing:
Si fueras gay estaria okay
Romano's mouth dropped open. He couldn't believe what Spain was singing.
ay no seas güey
seguirias siendo el rey
Si fuera asi
Estaria aqui
Listo para decir que si
Soy gay!
... Aunque no soy gay!
"Spain... Please, I am trying to read." Romano said.
"WHAT?!"He asked, just realizing what Spain had said. Blush covered his face. And then Spain magically pulled a guitar out of nowhere and started strumming.
Si fueras puñal
"Ughh, Spain." Why was he singing about being gay?
No estaria mal!
"Spain, I'm trying to read this book."
Eres mi carnal
"Spain!" He was shocked. Did Spain just call them soul mates?
Aunque seas controversial
"Agghhh," Romano complained.
Pero si fuera real..
"What? Quit staring at me, bastard!"
seria normal!
"It would?"
Que digiera sin chistar
Ay, que crees, soy gay!
Aunque no soy gay!
Disfruto contigo estar
"Tomato recipies, Italy," Romano muttered, trying to distract himself.
Porque me a de importar
Que te gusta por detras!
"Spain, that's gross!"
"No, its not!"
Si fueras gay,
"Agghhh"
Gritaria: Great!
"I am not listening!" Romano yelled, covering his ears in an attempt to block out the noise.
Si fueras puñal...
"LA, LA, LA, LA!"
No te podria abandonar!
"Aaaah!" Romano screamed in irritation.
Si fuera asi
Yo estaria aqui
Apoyando te sin sesar
Y decir que no esta mal
Que naciste homosexual
Y que crees?!
Asi fue tu papa!
Igual de gay!
"But I'm not gay!" protested Romano.
Si fueras gay!
Romano did the only thing that came to mind. "CHIGIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
