AN: This is a pretty cheesy story that I came up with one day. This is one of my earlier stories, so it might not be the best.
Disclaimer: I don't own the A-Team (except inside my head. And I mean this quite literally.).
Top o' the Morning
Hannibal wearily dragged himself out of bed, still in a t-shirt and jeans. The larger part of last night was spent skipping town, and he was exhausted. But, he would still be up at precisely five- thirty, and make breakfast for the rest of the Team by six.
He turned on the coffee and pulled a package of bacon out of the fridge. He stripped the bacon and threw it into a skillet, then pulled some eggs out of the fridge and began to fry them. He threw some bread into the toaster, and set the table.
Finally, the food was done at precisely 5:54. He sipped on a mug of coffee, waiting for the rest of Team to come down for breakfast.
Murdock came first. He stumbled down the stairs, and sat at his seat at the table.
"Morning, Murdock," Hannibal said as he leaned against the counter.
Murdock nodded to him and mumbled, "Morning."
B.A. walked downstairs, awake enough to navigate around the counter and seat himself at the table.
"Morning, B.A."
"Mornin', Hannibal," B.A. said, shaking his head in an attempt to keep awake.
It passed 6:05. Hannibal looked at B.A.
B.A. got up from the table and headed to Face's room, where you could hear grunts, groans, a thump, and the sound of a body being dragged on the floor.
Finally B.A. came into view, dragging Face by his feet downstairs. Face had managed to keep his pillow under his head, and held onto it as he was dragged down the steps.
B.A. picked up Face fireman's style and dropped him in his chair. Face pulled his pillow up on the top of the table and dropped his head onto it.
"Morning, Face," said Hannibal as he sat in his seat. Murdock had already taken his food, but evidently dropped his head onto his plate. Eggs, ketchup, butter, toast, and bacon had found a way into his hair.
Murdock and Face were already snoring. B.A. wasn't quite asleep, but almost.
Hannibal smiled. "Tennnnnn HUT!
All of their heads popped up and their hands went to their foreheads in salute.
Hannibal assumed his commanding officer role. "Capitan Murdock, when you are done with breakfast, take a shower."
"Yes, sir!" said Murdock as he started to eat breakfast.
"Sargeant Barraccus, finish your breakfast!"
"Yes, sir!" He said as he began to shovel food into his mouth.
"Lieutenant Peck, finish your breakfast!
"Yes, sir!" Said Face as he started to eat his breakfast.
"After you are done with your assignments, you are ordered to take a very, very long nap!" Hannibal said.
"Yes, Sir!" They echoed happily.
