"Reid, I know women. I can read them like a book" Morgan began spouting at Reid.
"I highly doubt that Morgan" Reid said
"Why not" Morgan asks
"Women are probably one of the most confusing species on this planet" Reid sated
"Wow, you do know a thing or two about the opposite sex" Morgan said
"Ok Derek read Garcia, you think you can read women start with the worlds craziest" Reid said as Garcia marched in wearing…..well Garcia.
"Hello boy wonder and hot stuff what's up" Garcia said as she joined them sitting across from Morgan. Morgan waved his eyebrows at Reid; signalling that he was beginning.
"Garcia baby girl, when your with Kevin do you feel….complete?" Morgan asked starting the conversation
"…..yeah" She responded startled by the question
"You also prefer the top; if you know what I mean. You are an aggressive and fast paste kisser, and you love Derek Morgan" Derek spat out as fast as he could. Garcia just sat their dumbfounded.
"Well….was he right"? Reid asked
"Yeah….have you been talking to Kevin...Did he mention a ring?" Garcia asked excitedly.
"No sorry baby girl; just proving that Derek Morgan is the best profiler ever" Derek said placing his hands behind his head, leaning back.
"No way, that is only one female" Reid said
"Alright…..Hey Prentiss" He called "come 'ere for a sec" He finished, and Prentiss got up and walked over. Rossi and Hotch over heard so decided to make their way over as well.
"Ok so you're single. You're…uh….. An aggressive kisser…you prefer the top and you have fallen in love"
"What" Prentiss asked?
"That's what I said" Garcia slipped in.
"Is what I have said correct"? Morgan asked as Rossi and Hotch smirked at each other.
"Oh, I see what game you're playing. Actually Agent Morgan I prefer the passionate and slow kisses, definitely the bottom, and no." Prentiss finished with a smile on her face. Morgan sat there surprised he got it wrong. Prentiss got up and left.
"I'm never wrong with women" Morgan said
"Well you were wrong with Prentiss" Rossi said
"Like I said before there is a whole other side to that women" Morgan said as they team glanced at Prentiss; as she started a new case file.
