The Adventures Of Little Barko
Chapter 1:
Donkey Kong Town
little barko burst into the library
"GIVE ME THE BIGGEST BOOK YOU GOT" he cried out
"are you sure" said old library gal
"ye" he said
the library woman sat in her wheel chair and blasted into the nonfiction section
she pulled a big dusty book out of the shelving unit and blessed it unto little barko
"be very careful with this gift my boy" she whispered
"for its powers will taint you if you do not excersize caution"
"ok thank you mamadame" said little barko
he hopped on the book and flew away like a magic carpet
barko flew all the way home
he ignored his parents and ran straight upstairs like they do in the movies
nobody cared
he threw his fat mass onto the bed
and opened the book
LIGHT SHINED FROM IT
RAINBOW LASERS SHOOTING IN EVERY DIRECTION
Then it stopped
and on the page...#
was nothing
he looked through every page
and nothing
but inside was a note
it said
"GET SCHOOLED BRO" signed the gummi bear
little barko was infurious
"who is the one fool who has pranked me" he fumed with rage
he examined the writing left under the mysterious pseudonym "gummy bear"
it was written in DARK blood presumably dried from the desert heat(edited)
"i will examine this in my laboratory" said little barko
he grabbed his authentic statue of freddy fazbear and pulled on its hat
a secret entry appeared
little barko scampered with purpose into the small narrow hallway
he got his DNA scan machine and put the book in it
the DNA results take a long time
so barko sat their fapping for a while, what you normally do to pass time while planning your revenge
then they came throigh
he gasppp
"I KNEW IT!"
He grabbed his fnaf bonnie coat with ears
and ran out the door
"DONKEY KONG! I
'M COMING FOR UU"
little barko looked into the garage
"i need transportation to get all the way to donkey kong town" he pondered, his finger on his brow
he looked in the very back of the concrete garage building
there was a bike
"that will be my steed to the gates of glory" said little barko
he hopped on the bike and shot forward at a zillion million miles in one hour
unfortunately donkey kong town was but a mere TWO zillion million miles away
"i will not make it for i am too parched" little barko moaned to himself
but he looked into his desert sands
there was a shiny object shining with the shine of a thousand shines
"what" he say
he looked closer
it was...
"A TENGA EGG!"
Little barko examined the egg closely
inside there was a note
"ur tearing me apart lisa"
there was an ink fingerprint on the paper
Little barko blasted off back to his house, even though he could have continued going to donkey town
he threw his bike on the grass and sprinted into his lab
He scanned the fingerprint
it was...
DENNYS!
little barko was panicked now
he wiped big globs of sweat off of his noggin
"b-b-b-b-b-but how can this be?" little barko stuttered with the force of a hundred cattle
"donkey kong and denny live in seperate hemispheres of our globe"
"this must be the work of a global tyrant" little barko confirmed to himself with eyes of gold
he hopped onto his bike
only the bike was gone
and replaced by a small horse
"whomst" said little barko, examining the horse's mandible
the horse screamed
"i will call you 'bilbarobus'" said little barko
he hopped onto bilbarobus and rode
but to where
Bilbarobus strode into the distance, dust flying from his hooves.
Little barko was hanging from him upside down
he was examining a ripped map
"We must go to the mountains it seememems"
To be continued?!
we'll never finish it
get pranked
