The Adventures Of Little Barko

Chapter 1:

Donkey Kong Town

little barko burst into the library

"GIVE ME THE BIGGEST BOOK YOU GOT" he cried out

"are you sure" said old library gal

"ye" he said

the library woman sat in her wheel chair and blasted into the nonfiction section

she pulled a big dusty book out of the shelving unit and blessed it unto little barko

"be very careful with this gift my boy" she whispered

"for its powers will taint you if you do not excersize caution"

"ok thank you mamadame" said little barko

he hopped on the book and flew away like a magic carpet

barko flew all the way home

he ignored his parents and ran straight upstairs like they do in the movies

nobody cared

he threw his fat mass onto the bed

and opened the book

LIGHT SHINED FROM IT

RAINBOW LASERS SHOOTING IN EVERY DIRECTION

Then it stopped

and on the page...#

was nothing

he looked through every page

and nothing

but inside was a note

it said

"GET SCHOOLED BRO" signed the gummi bear

little barko was infurious

"who is the one fool who has pranked me" he fumed with rage

he examined the writing left under the mysterious pseudonym "gummy bear"

it was written in DARK blood presumably dried from the desert heat(edited)

"i will examine this in my laboratory" said little barko

he grabbed his authentic statue of freddy fazbear and pulled on its hat

a secret entry appeared

little barko scampered with purpose into the small narrow hallway

he got his DNA scan machine and put the book in it

the DNA results take a long time

so barko sat their fapping for a while, what you normally do to pass time while planning your revenge

then they came throigh

he gasppp

"I KNEW IT!"

He grabbed his fnaf bonnie coat with ears

and ran out the door

"DONKEY KONG! I

'M COMING FOR UU"

little barko looked into the garage

"i need transportation to get all the way to donkey kong town" he pondered, his finger on his brow

he looked in the very back of the concrete garage building

there was a bike

"that will be my steed to the gates of glory" said little barko

he hopped on the bike and shot forward at a zillion million miles in one hour

unfortunately donkey kong town was but a mere TWO zillion million miles away

"i will not make it for i am too parched" little barko moaned to himself

but he looked into his desert sands

there was a shiny object shining with the shine of a thousand shines

"what" he say

he looked closer

it was...

"A TENGA EGG!"

Little barko examined the egg closely

inside there was a note

"ur tearing me apart lisa"

there was an ink fingerprint on the paper

Little barko blasted off back to his house, even though he could have continued going to donkey town

he threw his bike on the grass and sprinted into his lab

He scanned the fingerprint

it was...

DENNYS!

little barko was panicked now

he wiped big globs of sweat off of his noggin

"b-b-b-b-b-but how can this be?" little barko stuttered with the force of a hundred cattle

"donkey kong and denny live in seperate hemispheres of our globe"

"this must be the work of a global tyrant" little barko confirmed to himself with eyes of gold

he hopped onto his bike

only the bike was gone

and replaced by a small horse

"whomst" said little barko, examining the horse's mandible

the horse screamed

"i will call you 'bilbarobus'" said little barko

he hopped onto bilbarobus and rode

but to where

Bilbarobus strode into the distance, dust flying from his hooves.

Little barko was hanging from him upside down

he was examining a ripped map

"We must go to the mountains it seememems"

To be continued?!

we'll never finish it

get pranked