Ten Ways to Annoy Chuck Bass
A/N: A little list I composed a while ago….TV based….only up to Season 2, Episode 5.
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1. Pay for Nate to change genders, then point him out to Chuck and switch Nate back just when they're in Chuck's bedroom. Laugh at the ensuing argument ("Dude! Get off! It's me, Nate!" "No, Archibald, there was an insanely hot girl just there…")
2. Tell him his father lost all his money and that his years of underage drinking and womanizing are OVER, baby.
3. Laugh at his futile efforts to seduce hot, desperate women in bars and the result (their suddenly-appearing boyfriends slugging him down)
4. Tell him that guys wearing bras and dresses (the former on top of the latter) is a huge turn-on for Blair, and watch him get scorned mercilessly by abovementioned lady.
5. Remind him constantly that if he had never been born, his mother would be alive. Ooh, and don't forget to rub in that his father will hate him forever for it.
6. Say loudly, "OMG! Marcus just apologized to Blair, and apparently they have it going on again?…" and watch Chuck rip his hair out and curse like a sailor with a stubbed toe.
7. Scream into his ear the day he's having a particularly bad hangover.
8. Burn his Church's of England shoes. And his obnoxious tweed suits.
9. Mock the scarf.
10. Post a video of him singing in the shower "We are family! Lily, Bart, Serena, Eric, and Me!" on YouTube, and watch his subsequent humiliation from all the boys at the Saint Jude's.s
