This is actually based on true events! But I handled it differently. I told the computer if it shut up I'd make out with it. Well... it didn't shut up so I'm forever haunted by the computer who turned me down.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh GX

Monjyome sneaked into the computer room and carefully flipped on the lights. After making sure that no one was looking, he closed and locked the door behind him. He breathed out a sigh of relief and hopped over to the computer in the corner.

It was Saturday around midnight and Monjyome was on a mission. It was his deepest, darkest secret, but the rich teen loved fanfics. Though I'm not quite sure how he got through the door with his giant head, considering he only read ones with him in it. (Except yaoi, he hated yaoi, especially with Judai.) ^.^

The computer blipped to life and he was soon surfing the net.

"Lets see what new stories there are tonight," he grinned in anticipation.

"Oooh! Me and Asuka…" he chuckled and dove in. He was about two chapters in when he heard a voice.

"Flooorsh!" Monjyome jumped dup.

"Who's there?" he asked. Monjyome whipped his head around, but saw no one. Shrugging, he sat back down and continued to read.

"Floooorsh!" O.O Monjyome stood up and looked under the table.

"Floooorsh!" he slowly looked up at the computer.

"Oh, good Lord, my computer's going to the bathroom!" he groaned, banging his head on the table.

"Flooo-ooo…" it… um… said? Monjyome stood, slapped the monitor, and sat.

"Stupid electric box…" he said under his breath just as he began reading again.

"Floooooooooorsh!" it groaned. He smacked it on it's side and was impressed by a hallow 'thunk'.

"There," and just as he was focusing back on his story…

"Floorsh!" a vein popped up on his head and he chose to ignore it.

"Flooooorsh!" It pulsated on his forehead.

""Flooooooooooorsh!"

"Gaaa! Would you SHUT UP!" he screeched and picked up the computer. He threw it onto the ground and stomped on it.

"That ought to stop you!" he growled and sat in the chair next to the one he had been stationed at.

"Floooorsh!" said every computer in the room.