I hate twilight
Yh its true
The entire lovey dovey ness
Is just not cool.
With Edward and Jacob
And flimsy Bella,
I just don't understand how its
Such a big seller.
I mean I know it's a romantic story
But It has no action
No good role models
And it's something that bores me.
With love and teen pregnancy
What's the message?
I mean Hermione granger
Is not a big inequity,
Bella destroys her life,
And give a bad portrayal
I mean it definitely
Has no proper betrayal
Of course Edward betrays the sparkly vampires
But hes a hundred year old pervert
And that's nothing to admire.
people say it's hp versus twilight
but it is like hp v a book that hogs the limelight
I mean give it to the books that are actually good
And that aren't about people ruining their childhood.
I mean this is one of the worst things about life
As well as jb and 1 direction
And for that I ill get a lot of strife
But it's that rubbish stereotypical teen section.
Id rather have life reading stuff that's brill
Instead of having misfortune of reading this shit
A mean meyer would admit to this rubbish
And rather have my braces for longer along my grill
Than read all 4 book and watch all the films
Ill probably get comments going
"how can you judge it if u have read them all"
And how I respond is
My eye have burt out of the sockets from undergoing
Such torturous hell
And ill end this poem in the words of
Ablus wolfric brain Dumbledore
"you should never dwell on dreams Harry"
