I hate twilight

Yh its true

The entire lovey dovey ness

Is just not cool.

With Edward and Jacob

And flimsy Bella,

I just don't understand how its

Such a big seller.

I mean I know it's a romantic story

But It has no action

No good role models

And it's something that bores me.

With love and teen pregnancy

What's the message?

I mean Hermione granger

Is not a big inequity,

Bella destroys her life,

And give a bad portrayal

I mean it definitely

Has no proper betrayal

Of course Edward betrays the sparkly vampires

But hes a hundred year old pervert

And that's nothing to admire.

people say it's hp versus twilight

but it is like hp v a book that hogs the limelight

I mean give it to the books that are actually good

And that aren't about people ruining their childhood.

I mean this is one of the worst things about life

As well as jb and 1 direction

And for that I ill get a lot of strife

But it's that rubbish stereotypical teen section.

Id rather have life reading stuff that's brill

Instead of having misfortune of reading this shit

A mean meyer would admit to this rubbish

And rather have my braces for longer along my grill

Than read all 4 book and watch all the films

Ill probably get comments going

"how can you judge it if u have read them all"

And how I respond is

My eye have burt out of the sockets from undergoing

Such torturous hell

And ill end this poem in the words of

Ablus wolfric brain Dumbledore

"you should never dwell on dreams Harry"