Medabots don't understand sex
(A/N: No plot, not reason to be... I know it ^_^)
Henry: Heya, Ikki. Why did you call me?
Ikki: I'm sad... Koji and me fought yesterday and now I'm alone. I don't wanna see Koji's face again... I saw him kissing Rintaro
Henry: I still don't understand why did you call me... wait... THAT SON OF A MILLONAIRE BITCH KISSED RINTARO?? MY RINTARO??? MY CUTE AND SEXY RINTARO?? HOW COULD THEM? *cries*
Ikki: Now you understand me! But I'll get my revenge... that's why I called you.
Henry: *stops crying* I don't understand
Ikki: Well, you know, my family isn't here...
Henry: And why in THIS FUCKING HELL I WOULD CARE ABOUT IT? MY SOUL IS DESTROYED AND YOU ARE FUCKING DISTURBING ME WITH YOUR FUCKING PARENTS? RINTAROOOOOO!! *cries again* WHYYYYYYY??
Ikki: STOP CRYING LIKE A FUCKING BABY!!!
Henry: Okay, explain me why did you call me
Ikki: I wanna be unfaithful to that frigid of Koji
Henry: So?
Ikki: And now we're alone
Henry: Yeah, so?
Ikki: A teenager Medafighter alone with an adult store manager...
Henry: I know, so what?
Ikki: You don't understand ?_?
Henry: Understand what?
Ikki: *sighs* Just come here... *hugs Henry and kisses him*
Later. At the courtyard
Metabee: Here we are again, Salty. Did you like our walk?
Salty: *barks*
Metabee: Me too. Do you wanna walk tomorrow?
Salty: *barks*
Metabee: No? Why not?
Salty: *barks*
Metabee: I see... you are too much cool to walk with me, isn't it?
Salty: *barks*
Metabee: YOU AREN'T!!!
Salty: *barks*
Metabee: Oh, yeah? MISSILES LAUNCHED!!
Salty: ........... *dies*
Metabee: Who's cool now? *enter in the house*
Metabee: Hey... what's that noise? It comes from Ikki's bedroom...
Metabee: Sounds like if someone is jumping on the bed... That fucking guy still jumps on the bed? *walks towards the stairs*
Metabee: Hey! What's doing Ikki's shirt here? And why is Ikki moaning? Who's there? *listens*
Metabee: There is another voice... and even more moans? Oh no... someone entered in Ikki's room and is hanging him!! Resist Ikki, Metabee will save you!!! *opens the door*
Metabee: .................. ?_? *looks at the scene*
Henry: Metabee? O_O *tries to cover his... parts*
Ikki: Oh, shit
Metabee: Naked... in bed...
Metabee: I see...
Metabee: That's like humans Robattle each other?
