Just a random pointless drabble I thought up when e-mailing funny pictures to violleet. She sent me the pic that inspired this fic, so thanks violleet! Happy reading!

Disclaimer: Do I look like a guy to you? Didn't think so. Therefore, I don't own anything. Don't own the song either.

It had been a stressful week fighting monsters and Frank was ready to wind down by practicing his archery in the training room on the Argo II. But things can never be that simple when you are demigod, especially if you are one of the seven. Sadly, Frank was both, and his day was about to get a lot more interesting.

Frank was down in the training room, listening and shamelessly singing along to Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar, while firing arrows at a target. He was so absorbed with perfecting his aim, that he din't notice Leo enter the room. He also failed to see Leo smirking as he watched Frank sing his heart out.

"Hit me with your best shot!" Frank sang, incredibly off key. Unbeknownst to him, Leo's smirk widened into a full-out, semi evil grin. Leo was waiting for the right moment to strike.

"Why don't ya hit me with your best shot!" Leo was now in position. Frank was knocking another arrow, ready to shoot.

"Hit me with your best shot!

Leo set himself on fire and sprang out, singing somehow even more off than Frank.

"FIRE AWAY!" Startled, Frank simultaneously turned and shot his arrow, which narrowly missed Leo and burnt to a crisp in the flames surrounding him.

"Valdez!" yelled Frank.

Leo's flames dissipated and he stood smiling an impish smile at Frank. "Great song. I really like it. It speaks to me, ya know." Was all that Frank received in reply.

Frank stood there fuming and glared at Leo. "You have five seconds to run. I suggest that you make like a banana and split." Leo's smile faltered for a moment, it was just a joke, its not like Frank would turn into a giant monster and attack him right?

Wrong.


Jason has had a fairly pleasant day so far. There had been only one monster attack, zero fights between the seven and coach Hedge, plus he got to spend some alone time with Piper. All in all it was the best day he had had on the Argo II so far. Even Leo hadn't disturbed the peace that came with this blessed day. Jason wondered if it was a late birthday present,and if so, how long would it last , or if something was wrong. He didn't have to wonder much longer.

Jason was exiting his room, when he saw Leo race past screaming and followed by a large, was that a grizzly bear, whom Jason assumed was Frank. He just shook his head and turned back into his room, muttering something that sounded suspiciously like idiot, and knew it wouldn't last.