Q, D, & A HItsugaya Toshiro
Hello everyone. My name is-
Toshiro: Why the hell am I here?!
??: Because you agreed to come and answer some questions and do some dares.
Toshiro: Whoa whoa whoa. I never agreed to dares!
??: Well it was on the contract.
Toshiro: I never agreed to sign a contract!
??: Who cares.
Toshiro: I do. I still can't believe I got captured by the likes of you.
??: I'm pretty strong!
Toshiro: Yeah right. You'll be strong when my grandma stops getting sick.
??: Oh yeah? Hado number 90, kurohitsugi.
Toshiro: ACK! Ok you win. *collapses n the floor*
??: That's more like it. I can finally introduce myself. My name is InuNoAkuma, but you can call me Akuma.
Toshiro: *twitches*
Akuma: Seriously he's getting blood all over my carpet.
Toshiro: Bankai! Daiguren Hyourinmaru!
Akuma: Bakudo number 81, Banku
Toshiro: *bangs into shield, ice breaks* OWWWW!
Akuma: Oh c'mon it doesn't hurt that much.
Toshiro: Yeah it does!
Akuma: Ok to the questions! Toshiro, who did you lose your virginity to?
Toshiro: I don't feel like I should answer that.
Akuma: You have to, it's on the contract.
Toshiro: Let me see that! *reads contract* grrrr your right.
Akuma: So???
Toshiro: *whispers* momo.
Akuma: Who?
Toshiro: MOMO OK!!
Akuma: *talks to another person* see told you, now pay up.
??: *grumbles, pays, and walks out the door.*
Akuma: Ha! Stupid loser.
Toshiro: *fiery aura surrounds him* you bet on who I lost my virginity to?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Akuma: Yeah. Next question. How come we don't see you use kidou a lot?
Toshiro: Because I feel like I don't need to waste my energy on worthless beings like arrancars.
Akuma: I see. Hmmm anyway let's move on. This time this is a dare.
Toshiro: I don't like where this is going.
Akuma: I dare you to go up to Momo and tell her you're gay with some proof. Bring ichigo and kiss him
Toshiro: NO WAY! I'D RATHER DIE THEN DO THAT!!!!!
Akuma: Ok that's your call. *brings out sword* drown your enemies, Mikazuki no Kiba.
Toshiro: OK OK I'LL DO IT!!!
Akuma: Go.
Toshiro: Fine *does dare* I need to brush my mouth 100 times each day to get that tongue taste out of my mouth.
Akuma: You… kissed him? With tongue?
Toshiro: HE PUT IT IN THERE! GOD!!
Akuma: How did she react?
Toshiro: She fainted.
Akuma: Was it funny?
Toshiro: Yeah it was pretty funny. I laughed for a long time.
Akuma: Hey look Toshiro can laugh
Toshiro: I can laugh!
Akuma: Sure you can.
Toshiro: I can!!!
Akuma: Ok. My sister has a question for you. Her question is, "why is your Hyourinmaru blue and Kazuku or whatever's is purple?"
Toshiro: I have no idea actually. I guess it has something to do with personality.
Akuma: So basically you're saying your personality is cold and cruel so the color is ice cold blue.
Toshiro: Yea- wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
Akuma: I don't know what do you think?
Toshiro: Humph.
Akuma: Kidding. God have a sense of humor once in a while.
Toshiro: I have a sense of humor!
Akuma: … I'm not even going to comment. Next dare is from my sister again. I must warn you she has a devious little mind.
Toshiro: Don't have a good feeling about this.
Akuma: her dare: rip your haori, throw it away, take out your sword, wave it around your head like this, *shows motion,* move your hips, and while you're doing all that, say ooh lah lah ooh lah lah ooh lah lah…. I feel really bad for you Toshiro.
Toshiro: I made up my mind. I don't want to do this.
Akuma: You have to do it. In the contract.
Toshiro: Screw that contract, I'm out of here.
Akuma: Oh no you don't, Bakudo number 1, Sai!
Toshiro: Ack! What's with me I can't move!
Akuma: Hado number 88 Hiryugekizokushintenraiho, *large blast of electricity of kido shoots out of hands.
Toshiro: What the fuck!!!!!! *gets shot*
Akuma: Will you stay and do the dares?
Toshiro: Ok *collapses*
Akuma: *dark voice and aura* do it.
Toshiro: *whimpers* ok *does dare*
Akuma: And you have to do it in front of Momo with your shirt off.
Toshiro: Are you kidding me?!
Akuma: *shoots dirty look*
Toshiro: Ok *does dare and comes back and appears with Momo hanging onto him* are you happy?
Akuma: Yes, what happened?
Momo: He was soooo hot!!!
Akuma: Really?
Toshiro: Just get her off me
Akuma: Sure, Bakudo number 30, Shitotsu Sansen!
Momo: *gets pierced with the "beaks"* I need to be with my Shiro-chan!!!
Akuma: Go to sleep *taps head*
Momo: But! *falls asleep*
Toshiro: Wow.
Akuma: Ok now with another dare! Rape momo in her sleep then in the middle wake her up.
Toshiro: I hate you. *does dare, comes back with Momo hanging on him* happy again?
Akuma: *bursts out laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
Toshiro: It's not funny! Get her off again!
Akuma: Fine. *after five minutes finally got momo unconscious* Phew.
Toshiro: Thank you, I have more respect for you now
Akuma: a last dare. I dare you to… to… um… I guess that's it.
Toshiro: thank you!!!!
Akuma: oh yeah! I dare you to tell Matsumoto that you love her while your nekkid.
Toshiro: my respect for you is shrinking again. *does dare* she wanted to do more so I ran away barely surviving.
Akuma: *chuckles* um your still naked.
Toshiro: ahhh!! She probably stole my clothes!! Oh I'm gonna kill her!
Akuma: ok that's it folks. You guys can post questions, and dares. When you do Toshiro will answer them. The guest stars coming in the next chapter is my character, Daisuke, and Momo, Matsumoto, Urahara, Ikuto from shugo chara. I just want to mess with him. He's from my unfavorite TV show and he's gay. I want to hurt him so make sure you post harmful dares for him. Oh and Yoshii from baka to test to shokanjuu. I just want to bring him. Oh and Hideyoshi from Baka to Test to Shokanjuu. Yoshii has a crush on him. They're both boys. Wow that was long. Ok bye!!
