Soul Eater
A/N: First off, I apologize to the DTB fans that had Author Alerted me. I liked Soul Eater and Death the Kid's personality. I had to write a short fan-fiction of it. I might do another one, but not for a while since I have so much other things to do.
Please enjoy.
Pizza Delivery
Kid stood in his bathroom staring at his toilet paper to make sure it was rolled out correctly. As he was ordering a pizza, demanding it to be perfectly symmetrical, he began to worry about his roll of toilet paper. He was so concerned with it he hung up the phone to double check on it.
Now that he knew everything was fine, he exited his bathroom to enter his living room to pick up the phone and recall Pizza Slice. However, he noticed Patti walking towards him with a box of pizza. His face slumped and stormed over to her displeased, causing her to blink at him baffled.
"What are you doing with a box of pizza?" he bellowed.
"I called it in after I saw you run to your bathroom," said Liz to his right.
Death the Kid turned to face her, his face becoming unsymmetrical, and said, "I thought I told you only I'm allowed to order it so I can make sure it's symmetrical."
"You're one to talk."
Liz pulled out a mirror from her back and showed his refection. Unexpectedly, Kid exploded from the sight of his own face.
"Don't worry, I told them," she continued, walking over to Patti to open the box.
It sparkled like a Twilight vampire, causing Kid to stand up and stare down at it with glittering eyes.
"Oh how magnificent!" he chimed. "It's so symmetrical around the crust! " He took the box away from Patti to rub his face on it, as if it was some cute puppy. "I can't possibly eat a slice to ruin this marvelous creation!"
"Fine. Give it here so Patti and I can take care of it," said Liz while stretching out her arms with narrowed and annoyed eyes.
Kid pulled the box away from her.
"I can't. It's too symmetrical," he stated, making Patti chuckle. He pointed down at it while staring at its remarkable feature. "The person who made this should be given a medal for its splendid work. There's the right amount of cheese and evened out pepperonis on every slice! The mushrooms, green pepper and onions are spread on perfectly, and no sauce is leaking from out under the cheese. Also, it was evenly sliced and none of the pepperonis were cut.
"It's splendid wor… eh?"
He noticed something peculiar on one of the slices, which made him bend down his head to examine it closer. His face turned white as he spotted a dime-sized bubble on it.
"It's not… symmetrical," he muttered. His face burned red, as he raised the box over his head and threw it in the trash while shouting, "IT'S NOT SYMMETRICAL!!"
Kid stormed off with his shoulders squared off and a stern face, as Liz sighed from him wasting food. She couldn't count how many times he tossed out apples, oranges, and other circular food that weren't symmetrical. Other stuff that was symmetrical lay in the fridge for months until they spoiled.
Suddenly she heard a munching sound behind her. She looked over her shoulder to see her sister eating a slice of pizza, giving Liz a grim and disgusted expression.
"What are you doing eating that from the trash, Patti?" Liz asked.
"What? It's still good," smiled Patti. "Adds a little flavor."
