This is my first Sherlock fanfic! It's a funny and cute JohnLock fanfic (nothing dirty). It's set somewhere before Sherlock "died". No spoilers for season 3. Characters belong to the BBC.


It was a normal afternoon in 221B Baker Street. But unfortunatly for Sherlock, there wasn't a single case. So naturally, he was bored. Not shoot-at-the-wall bored, but just im-gonna-complain-to-john bored. Sherlock was lying on the couch, and John was reading the paper in his favourite chair.

SH:"John?" Sherlock asked

J: "Yes, Sherlock?" John answered in an uninterested reply

SH: "I'm bored" Sherlock whined

J: "I know, you've said that 100 times already." John was starting to get annoyed

SH: "No I haven't! Just 67..." Sherlock kept whining, he was so bored!

J: "Well go find something to do, then!" John was tired of Sherlocks's complaining. Silence fell over the flat, but it would not last long...

SH:"Will you ruffle my hair?"

J: "What?"

SH: "I said, will you ruffle my hair?"

J: "Why?"

SH: "Because I'm bored"

J: "Fine, but only if you shut up"

And so John went over to Sherlock, and started ruffling his hair. It felt so soft, and curly. Each curl fell perfectly onto Sherlock's head, and soon John was staring into the man's eyes. Then he looked at Sherlock's cheekbones. He caressed them with his fingers, and the skin felt so smooth. At that moment Sherlock's eyes met John's. They looked at each other with passion and love. Before John knew what he was doing, his lips crashed into Sherlock's. The man was confused at first, but then he gave in an they both kissed each other with love. At that moment, Mycroft walked into the flat.

MH: "Hello, anyone ho- what the fuck?!"

SH: "Mycroft, I can explain!"

MH: "Not neccecary, my dear brother" Mycroft said with a smug grin.

SH: "It was for an experiment!"

MH: "Well, do you mind telling me what the experiment whas?"

SH: "It was- uuuuhhh..." The great Sherlock Holmes was speachless!

John had had enough of it;

J: "Sod this. We were kissing because we love each other! And if you have a problem with that, Mycroft, you can bugger off!"

Mycroft was rather startled by John's comment, but then he smiled.

MH: "Oh, I don't have a problem with it, dear John. You aren't Sherlock's first boyfriend, you know..." And with that, he left.

J: "What?"

SH: "I'm sorry, John. I didn't want to tell you, because I was afraid you would leave me!" Sherlock started crying, and John pulled him in for a tight hug.

J: "Oh, Sherlock... I'll never leave you. I promise".

They kissed, and together they stumbled off to John's- oops I mean their bedroom.


Hope you liked it :) Reviews and faves are appreciated. I'm sorry if it's kinda bad, but I wrote this after a 5 hour exam, so I was really tired... Also sorry that it's so short, but I had writer's block when I wrote this, so yeah...