A/N – Yes, here it is! The moment you've all been waiting for! XD Chapter
one of this exciting tale. ^^ I do hope you all enjoy it! I'm suppose to be
doing homework right now...but I decided to please everyone first! :D
Disclaimer: Again, I own neither the plot nor the characters. So don't sue. -_-
A train is seen slowly pulling up to a station in the very well known Hogsmeade. We are taken inside the train to one of the compartments. Inside the compartment, George stands with his wand in front of a velvet curtain hiding the view of the window. He waves his wand merrily as Hedwig's theme plays through the train and the curtain opens to reveal a picture of the authoress curtsying to the many viewers. The music fades as the curtain closes. George waves his wand again and The Sound of Music plays silently as the curtains open again to reveal the grand door to the Great Hall of Hogwarts.
Slowly, the professors pass with signs reading: "Moni Jane Presents" And "Although Doesn't Claim Characters or Plot".
At once, the Cancan starts up and a professor is holding the card that states in bold the title "THE GREAT HALL!" Behind the professor the door the Great Hall opens to reveal girls dirty dancing in their underwear doing the classic cancan while boys sit on the opposite side with their cloaks and wizard hats.
The music stops suddenly and the door closes. Haunting music creeps upon our ears. Another professor is seen with a card that reads "Hogwarts: 7th year for Harry Potter and co."
Harry Potter is seen in front of the doors to the Great Hall dressed as a wand and he sings sullenly, "There was a boy...A very strange enchanted boy...they said he wandered very far...very far..."
At once you see the Hogwarts castle in all its glory. You are taken quickly through the entrance hall and through the castle. It pauses at the hall way leading to the Great Hall.
Harry sings again, "Down stairs and halls. A little shy..."
Filch is seen with his faithful cat Mrs. Noris and he states bluntly, "Turn away from this place of evil, for it is the dark desires that turn wizards bad."
Harry picks up singing, "...and sad of eye..."
You keep going down the hall leading the Great Hall where Hogwart students stand leaning against the walls with their cloaks open revealing slinky and provocative clothing and winking and grinning at couple of male students holding pints of butterbeer and swaying down the hall.
Harry continues, "But very wise was he..."
Instead of going on to the Great Hall the view takes a left and this tiny trap door is seen. It opens slowly revealing a title "Towel Supplies".
Harry goes on, "...And then one day..."
Through the door way into a dirty little room that is obviously not a towel supplies closet you can see it is littered with papers and bottles. Crouched in a corner, head in his arms, clutching a bottle, is our hero, Ron Weasley, a young man sunk in the depths of despair.
Harry takes up singing again, "...One magic day, he passed my way..."
Ron slowly looks over at his desk where a quill and parchment lie, in the moonlight by a window that has the view of the doors of the Great Hall.
"While we spoke of many things..." Harry sings.
Ron stands in front of his desk where the quill and parchment, staring at them.
"...fools and kings..." Harry goes on.
He picks up a piece of paper and holds his quill to it.
"...this he said to me:" Harry continues singing hauntingly.
Ron begins to write. You can hear Ron's voice barely whisper deeply, "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
Again the view of the Great Hall is seen.
Ron speaks barely above a whisper, "The Great Hall..."
At once in a flash you see the Great Hall that is turn into a dance floor at the late hours at Hogwarts. No teachers can be seen, but only girls dressed either in underwear or close to it and at least very loose clothing. They are dancing. Some of them are flashing. You can see some doing magic tricks. There are even a few males who are obviously in the same position as the girls in the Great Hall.
Ron is heard again, "...a nightclub, a dance hall, and a bordello..."
There is a stage where the professor's table used to be and Neville peeks his head through the red velvet curtains. Slowly and loudly he pronounces, "The Great Hall!"
The room swirls as the girls of Hogwarts flash the young men a sight of their undergarments and dancing seductively around them.
Ron is heard again, "...ruled over by Neville Longbottom. A kingdom of night- time pleasures where the hard working students of Hogwarts came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld."
Hermione Granger is seen superimposed above the doors of the Great Hall where a balcony is now visible.
Ron's voice is louder now as he explains, "The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. Hermione. A courtesan, she sold her love to men to provide herself a future in the magical world. They called her 'the sparkling diamond', and she was the star of the Great Hall."
Ron stops writing and looks out his window at the abandoned and silent open doors of the Great Hall.
He breaths silently, "The woman I love is dead."
Ron continues writing. He can be heard now and with a tremor in his voice he continues, "I roamed Hogwarts in its midnight hours one year ago."
You are pulled from Ron's view and out of the hall leading into the Great Hall and up the stairs the Gryffindor Common Room. Night turns to day and everything is bright in color.
Ron continues his story, "It was my 7th year, the year of love."
A happier Ron is seen standing in the common room.
"I knew nothing of what happened in the midnight hours of the Great Hall, who Neville Longbottom really was, or who Hermione Granger truly was." Ron states.
The happier Ron of a year ago steps out of the common room with a suitcase in one hand and some parchment and quills in the other.
"The magical world has been swept up in the bohemian revolution, and I decided to travel from the Gryffindor tower to be a part of it," Ron explains.
Ron walks down some stairs and through some halls until he reaches the hall that would lead him to the doors of the Great Hall. He stops and stares.
Ron speaks, "In a hall in Hogwarts was a hall where many had come to live the bohemian life. It was not, as my father had said..."
Arthur Weasley is seen in one of the rooms of the Burrow and he yells, "A place of evil!"
The hallway is seen again.
Ron speaks again, "...but the center of the magical Bohemian world..."
Going through the hall seeing the same flirting girls and swaying male students with butterbeer, now lively with bohemian magician musicians.
Ron speaks again, more quickly, "...with wizards and witches involved with music, painting, and writing!"
A group of musicians are seen and heard singing, "Of the revolution..."
Ron slows down is speaking a bit and says with awe, "They were known as the 'children of the revolution'."
We see the hidden Towel Supplies room through the doorway.
"Yes, I had come to live a wonderful existence there," Ron declares.
Pan around the room, now tidy and brightly lit. Ron stands looking out the window at the doors to the Great Hall. Cho Chang holds up the key for the secret room.
Ron goes on to say, "I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom..."
Ron takes out his parchment and quill.
"...and that which I believed in above all things, love." Ron states simply.
Arthur Weasley is seen again and he blurts out, "Always this ridiculous obsession with love!"
Ron is seen again sitting in front of a desk with his parchment and quill.
"There was just one problem. I had never been in love." Ron states dramatically as he pauses with the quill over the parchment.
Ron continues, "Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Slytherin fell through my roof."
An unconscious Draco Malfoy falls through his roof. Ron leaps to his feet.
A/N – Muwahhahahaha! XD how'd you all like it? ^^ Twisted enough? XD The characters can still be changed if anyone would like to make a request. I hope you enjoyed this and look forward to the next chapter! Thank you all very much and please leave a review! Your Humble Authoress, ~Moni
Disclaimer: Again, I own neither the plot nor the characters. So don't sue. -_-
A train is seen slowly pulling up to a station in the very well known Hogsmeade. We are taken inside the train to one of the compartments. Inside the compartment, George stands with his wand in front of a velvet curtain hiding the view of the window. He waves his wand merrily as Hedwig's theme plays through the train and the curtain opens to reveal a picture of the authoress curtsying to the many viewers. The music fades as the curtain closes. George waves his wand again and The Sound of Music plays silently as the curtains open again to reveal the grand door to the Great Hall of Hogwarts.
Slowly, the professors pass with signs reading: "Moni Jane Presents" And "Although Doesn't Claim Characters or Plot".
At once, the Cancan starts up and a professor is holding the card that states in bold the title "THE GREAT HALL!" Behind the professor the door the Great Hall opens to reveal girls dirty dancing in their underwear doing the classic cancan while boys sit on the opposite side with their cloaks and wizard hats.
The music stops suddenly and the door closes. Haunting music creeps upon our ears. Another professor is seen with a card that reads "Hogwarts: 7th year for Harry Potter and co."
Harry Potter is seen in front of the doors to the Great Hall dressed as a wand and he sings sullenly, "There was a boy...A very strange enchanted boy...they said he wandered very far...very far..."
At once you see the Hogwarts castle in all its glory. You are taken quickly through the entrance hall and through the castle. It pauses at the hall way leading to the Great Hall.
Harry sings again, "Down stairs and halls. A little shy..."
Filch is seen with his faithful cat Mrs. Noris and he states bluntly, "Turn away from this place of evil, for it is the dark desires that turn wizards bad."
Harry picks up singing, "...and sad of eye..."
You keep going down the hall leading the Great Hall where Hogwart students stand leaning against the walls with their cloaks open revealing slinky and provocative clothing and winking and grinning at couple of male students holding pints of butterbeer and swaying down the hall.
Harry continues, "But very wise was he..."
Instead of going on to the Great Hall the view takes a left and this tiny trap door is seen. It opens slowly revealing a title "Towel Supplies".
Harry goes on, "...And then one day..."
Through the door way into a dirty little room that is obviously not a towel supplies closet you can see it is littered with papers and bottles. Crouched in a corner, head in his arms, clutching a bottle, is our hero, Ron Weasley, a young man sunk in the depths of despair.
Harry takes up singing again, "...One magic day, he passed my way..."
Ron slowly looks over at his desk where a quill and parchment lie, in the moonlight by a window that has the view of the doors of the Great Hall.
"While we spoke of many things..." Harry sings.
Ron stands in front of his desk where the quill and parchment, staring at them.
"...fools and kings..." Harry goes on.
He picks up a piece of paper and holds his quill to it.
"...this he said to me:" Harry continues singing hauntingly.
Ron begins to write. You can hear Ron's voice barely whisper deeply, "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."
Again the view of the Great Hall is seen.
Ron speaks barely above a whisper, "The Great Hall..."
At once in a flash you see the Great Hall that is turn into a dance floor at the late hours at Hogwarts. No teachers can be seen, but only girls dressed either in underwear or close to it and at least very loose clothing. They are dancing. Some of them are flashing. You can see some doing magic tricks. There are even a few males who are obviously in the same position as the girls in the Great Hall.
Ron is heard again, "...a nightclub, a dance hall, and a bordello..."
There is a stage where the professor's table used to be and Neville peeks his head through the red velvet curtains. Slowly and loudly he pronounces, "The Great Hall!"
The room swirls as the girls of Hogwarts flash the young men a sight of their undergarments and dancing seductively around them.
Ron is heard again, "...ruled over by Neville Longbottom. A kingdom of night- time pleasures where the hard working students of Hogwarts came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld."
Hermione Granger is seen superimposed above the doors of the Great Hall where a balcony is now visible.
Ron's voice is louder now as he explains, "The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. Hermione. A courtesan, she sold her love to men to provide herself a future in the magical world. They called her 'the sparkling diamond', and she was the star of the Great Hall."
Ron stops writing and looks out his window at the abandoned and silent open doors of the Great Hall.
He breaths silently, "The woman I love is dead."
Ron continues writing. He can be heard now and with a tremor in his voice he continues, "I roamed Hogwarts in its midnight hours one year ago."
You are pulled from Ron's view and out of the hall leading into the Great Hall and up the stairs the Gryffindor Common Room. Night turns to day and everything is bright in color.
Ron continues his story, "It was my 7th year, the year of love."
A happier Ron is seen standing in the common room.
"I knew nothing of what happened in the midnight hours of the Great Hall, who Neville Longbottom really was, or who Hermione Granger truly was." Ron states.
The happier Ron of a year ago steps out of the common room with a suitcase in one hand and some parchment and quills in the other.
"The magical world has been swept up in the bohemian revolution, and I decided to travel from the Gryffindor tower to be a part of it," Ron explains.
Ron walks down some stairs and through some halls until he reaches the hall that would lead him to the doors of the Great Hall. He stops and stares.
Ron speaks, "In a hall in Hogwarts was a hall where many had come to live the bohemian life. It was not, as my father had said..."
Arthur Weasley is seen in one of the rooms of the Burrow and he yells, "A place of evil!"
The hallway is seen again.
Ron speaks again, "...but the center of the magical Bohemian world..."
Going through the hall seeing the same flirting girls and swaying male students with butterbeer, now lively with bohemian magician musicians.
Ron speaks again, more quickly, "...with wizards and witches involved with music, painting, and writing!"
A group of musicians are seen and heard singing, "Of the revolution..."
Ron slows down is speaking a bit and says with awe, "They were known as the 'children of the revolution'."
We see the hidden Towel Supplies room through the doorway.
"Yes, I had come to live a wonderful existence there," Ron declares.
Pan around the room, now tidy and brightly lit. Ron stands looking out the window at the doors to the Great Hall. Cho Chang holds up the key for the secret room.
Ron goes on to say, "I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom..."
Ron takes out his parchment and quill.
"...and that which I believed in above all things, love." Ron states simply.
Arthur Weasley is seen again and he blurts out, "Always this ridiculous obsession with love!"
Ron is seen again sitting in front of a desk with his parchment and quill.
"There was just one problem. I had never been in love." Ron states dramatically as he pauses with the quill over the parchment.
Ron continues, "Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Slytherin fell through my roof."
An unconscious Draco Malfoy falls through his roof. Ron leaps to his feet.
A/N – Muwahhahahaha! XD how'd you all like it? ^^ Twisted enough? XD The characters can still be changed if anyone would like to make a request. I hope you enjoyed this and look forward to the next chapter! Thank you all very much and please leave a review! Your Humble Authoress, ~Moni
