Hi!!! My other fan fiction is not really a fan fiction cause I'm not using the characters from Dear Dumb Diary. So here is just a short one.

Bella POV

"Hey, Edward, can you watch Jacob and Nessie and make sure there not doing anything they shouldn't?" I asked.

"Sure, my love." he replied

I love when he says "my love". It makes me feel special.

Edwards POV

I listen to Jacobs thoughts and hear this.

Wow, she is so pretty, just like Bella. I wish she was old enough to…

"He is dead!" I scream.

I run to Jacob with Alice behind me trying to catch up.

"I'm gonna kill him!" I scream.

I start hitting and kicking him.

"Calm down Edward!" Alice screams.

Jacobs POV

Why is this lunatic trying to kill me?

"I am not a lunatic, you are!" he yells hitting me harder.

"What did I do?" I ask.

"You were thinking about how you wished Nessie was old enough to do "stuff"." he says.

"What?" I ask. I have know idea what he is talking about.

"I heard you think it!" he yells.

"I didn't think that! I thought I wish Nessie was old enough to go sand boarding with me in Mexico. You have to be 18." I say.

"But… I'm sorry. I guess I did only hear the first part of your thought." he said.

"That's ok." I say.

Alice POV

Wow Edward IS a lunatic.

"I am not, Alice!" he says back.

What ever… I'm gonna go shopping.

The end!

I hope you liked it.