"Why the hell would I want to be American?!" Canada growled, glaring at his brother at the world confrence. Again the man had asked him to become his 51st state, clearing having forgotten the burning of his whitehouse….
"Cause it's better then being Canadian! You guys have like NOTHING!" America smirked.
"BULL SHIT! Even if it gets cold in the winter…WE have the monopoly on trees, and we have THREE SEA'S! We invented the zipper we got expertise, insulin to prevent disease!" he yelled, " I have to official languages, English and French! Our mounted police are a lot more AWESOME then anyone elses, free health care. We have the most fresh water in the WORLD!"
"J-Just chill Canada.." America muttered as his brother flipped
"WE ARE NON VIOLENT, CANOING IS AWESOME AND WE ARE MULTICULTURAL! UN LIKE YOU! Beavers, Caribou, and Moose. Buffalo, bears and Canadian moose….Sorry bout Celien Dion, but she did do that ONE good song….
"The brits may have the Monarchy, You may have the money, but hell, everyone would want to be Canadian! The French may have the wine and cheese, Kowala's chill with Aussie's but hell I like being Canadian! The Greeks chilled out with sockratese, can't build a wall like the Chinese but…..you know you wanna be Canadian! In Kenya they have safaris, There's a lot of other countries, but YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE CANADIAN!" He huffed and sat down, everyone country staring at him.
"O-Ok mattie you- you clearly don't wanna join America I understand…" America whimpered and slunk down in his chair
"Veee~ That would be a good song!" Italy giggled after a bit of awkward silence
ok…I know, I don't own hetalia or the song I based this off of….nor can I remember the name of the song XD its an untitled on my I-pod but its awesome! MORE AWESOME THEN PRUSSIA! Yeah I was bored so I made this short thing….. Canadian pride! Maple!
I thin k it's called Canadian Please
~ BloodyMaple
