Hey peeps! I'm back! Here's a one-shot I came up with when listening to Stephen by KeSha.

Hope y'all like it!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, no lyrics, no song, no characters, just the plot.

JPOV (Jessica)

*click* *click* Almost done…*click* Ahh...done, I thought. Finally, I had actually done it. I had taken every picture I had secretly taken of Edward, (without him knowing of course), and professionally collaged them together! My new desktop picture!

I. Am. A. GENIUS! Okay…now to listen to my favorite song ever! It, like, totally describes me and Edward. Okay…youtube(dot)com…*click* There we go.

Stephen
Stephen
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
Why won't you call me?

I sighed, Man…I really should give Edward my number again… "Again" meaning...I have tried. A lot. Notes In his locker, on school bulletin boards, even over the loud-speaker once. Yeah, maybe the last one wasn't such a good idea, seeing as later that night I got calls from Mike, Eric, Tyler, even some guys I didn't know –and that's saying something-!

I saw you
In your tight ass rocker pants
You saw me too
I laughed
'Cause I was completely trashed
And I watched your
Ugly girlfriend
Sneer across the room
As if I really care
That she's here with you

Bella used to be cool with me, then she stole Edward from me. I mean, she knew I like, love him! Then after 3 months about, they're together? I mean, she like, not even that pretty. 'Cause, like, I'm way prettier than her, and compared to him, she's plain. Unlike me, like seriously.

It was weird though, I mean, like, the one time I was thinking this while standing behind the both of them in the lunch line, I swear to g-d I heard Eddiekins growl… like.

All I know is...

Your my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession

Edward has been the apple of my eye since they moved here almost 3 years ago. I know it's a long time to be after someone, even after high school and you went to his wedding for g-d's sake! But, it's like, Edward Cullen…so it's worth it.

Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?

Seriously, I'm sure he had it! It's not that hard to pick up the phone and call me once in a while!

I've got guys
Waiting in a line
For me too play
My evil girly games
With all their minds
Just watch me
Got it down
To a simple art
Just bat my Eyes
Like this
And there's a broken heart
But somehow...

I may have fooled with the hearts and heads of both Tyler and Mike, but I really only care for Edward. Mike and Tyler...were just kind of bumps in the road of 's true too. Usually, with anyone I want all I have to do is either wink or flirt, or just smile. Edward didn't work that way. I flirted multiple times, smiled until my cheeks hurt, and winked so much my eye didn't stop twitching for a week straight!

You turn the tables
What the hell
I can charm the pants of anyone else
But you

Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?

But nothing ever worked. Not a smile or even a smirk. Not a glance or even a mumbled "Hey". You would think that would knocked me down a little, but I know he's just playing hard to get.

Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?

Stephen
I'm thinking' that
Maybe
You might think I'm
Crazy
Is that why you won't
Call me
Steve
Don't you think I'm
Pretty
Do you not
Love me
Is that why you won't call me?

That's another thing. I may be labeled as "obsessed", "crazy", or even "psychologically unstable", but it's all for his affection…which most say I will never have. But I know I will…eventually.

'Cause your my object of affection
My drug of choice
My sick obsession
I want to keep you as my pet to play with
And hide under my bed forever

Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?

I won't stop waiting for him. Even when I die and am in heaven, I'll still be wishing to see him again and get him to love me.

Stephen
I'll knit you a sweater
I want to wrap you up in my love
Forever
I will never let you go Stephen
I'll never let go

I won't let go, ever. However, I have made him a sweater…that I never gave him. Still though, it's the thought that counts. Now that I think of it, I'm not that got at knitting…and I think it was actually 1 or 2 sizes smaller than his shirt size. Oops.

Stephen
Why won't you call me?
I'm sitting here waiting
Why won't you call me?
Stephen
I'm feeling pathetic
I can't take rejection
Why won't you call me?

Ahh…the end of my song, I hate when it ends. I'm going to have to replay it over and over again then! And though he probably can't hear me, I want him to know I'll never stop fighting for him. Not even after death.

EPOV (Edward)

I always wondered why she was taking pictures of me "secretly". Wait, what was her last thought...?

Oh g-d no…no…NOOOO!

Well that's all! I hope you liked it! This is kind of an "I'm sorry I've been slacking off on my other stories, school has been piling on work and quizzes and I'll get back to work this week (hopefully)" music-inspired one-shot. Love you guys! Thanks for the support!