"YO FINN! Check this out man!" yelled Jake the dog.
"Hey man, wats up?"
"I just found this fluffy caterpillar, dude! What should we name it?"
"Aw Jake, that's mathematical! Name it Charlie!"
"CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEE!" shouted jake in an awkwardly high singsongy voice.
Meanwhile, Princess Bubblegum, allured by Jakes awkwardly high singsong of "Charlie", appeared over the horizon. Not yet seen by Jake and Finn, she dialed up Ricardio on her walkie talkie.
"Ricardio!", she whispered, "Now is the perfect time for the surprise! Are you sure everything is in place though? Because I have to be sure before I do this man."
"Yes Princess, of course, can we start?"
"Yes Ricardio, Operation Fluffy Charlie is now officially launched. Do this well Ricardio, do this well." Princess Bubblegum concluded with a serious look on her face.
By this time Finn and Jake are doing a happy joy tribal dance around Charlie when suddenly…. Charlie grows into a humongo birthday cake!
"woooooaaaaahhhh….." Jake says as he stares mesmerized at the growing Charlie. Soon however, he becomes hypnotized.
"Jake, this is creepy, this birthday cake has a picture of Ricardio on it…. Wait! That is Ricardio!"
"Oh poop, you weren't supposed to see me. Ha ha well this is your birthday surprise! While Princess Bubblegum and I were discussing the plantoid cycle we came up with this lovely present!"
"Oh, thanks Ricardio!...Wait…. It's not my birthday." I don't trust Ricardio, remember the last time he was here….. *shudder*
"No, It's your half birthday silly."
"No, that was last week."
By this time Ricardio is growing angry "NO! IT'S YOUR HALF BIRTHDAY! Just eat the cake Finn and nobody gets hurt."
In the distance Princess Bubblegum is oblivious, as she is boiling hot oil over a fire, "Oh, Finn will be so excited! He loves dipping fondue in hot boiling oil!"
Meanwhile Ricardio is growing frustrated: Arg. Finn won't eat the cake, it's supposed to drug him and then I can throw him in the hot oil and get rid of him once and for all. Then the princesses will be mine all mine, and not the stupid Ice King's. WAHAHAHA
"No Ricardio! I won't eat the cake! What did you do with Princess Bubblegum?"
"Oh, hehehe she's just over there, boiling some oil for your fondue."
"How nice, thanks Ricardio! But I still don't trust you."
"Fine I'll just have to force you to eat this cake!"
Ricardio proceeds to push the cake over onto Finn, but Finn dodges it. Jake in his hypnotic state, is not so lucky. He is lying there on the ground covered in cake, and Finn is devastated.
"NOOOOO. Ricardio, you have gone too far."
Finn whips out his magical sword, the light is blinding though, and Ricardio cannot stand its magicalness.
"Finn, put it away! The light….. IT BLINDS MEEE!"
"No Ricardio! Not until you promise to leave and never come back!"
"OH, fine fine, just put the light away" Ricardio proceeds to run off in the distance screaming.
"Jake, Jake! Wake up buddy, wake up pal!"
"Yum.. cakkkkee… *gurgle* *snore* ."
"Whew, your alive. That was a close one."
Just then Princess Bubblegum comes running up.
"Finn I finished the fondue! Come see! Wait. Where did Ricardio go?"
"Princess, How many times do I have to tell you, Ricardio is evil."
"I know Finn, but he seemed so nice. He made that cake and everything! He even added a special ingredient. It was called "Vanilla Flavored Sleeping Potion". It smelled delicious."
THE END
