Zane sat in a chair, quietly watching TV. Cynder was trying to get his attention,
"Hello?" Cynder asked. Zane ignored her. Cynder turned herself into a cat and jumped into Zane's lap,
"Pet me!" Cynder yelled.
"No." Zane said.
"Pet me!" Cynder whined.
"No." Zane said.
"Rub my belly!" Cynder demanded.
"No." Zane grumbled. Zane got up, turning off the TV, he placed Cynder in her room and closed the door. Zane went to go to bed,
"Open the door!" Cynder whined.
"Open it your own!" Zane shouted. Cynder unsheathed her claws and began scratching at the door,
"Open the door, I have to use the liter box." Cynder mewed, loudly.
"Stop that!" Zane shouted. Cynder continued scratching the door,
"Stop that!" Zane hissed. Cynder began to meow and scratch the door,
"DAMN IT CYNDER!" Zane shouted. There was only scratching,
"Man, you have the weirdest girlfriend ever." Kai laughed.
"No...Yea..." Zane mumbled.
"What did you call my mom?" Asked Collins. Zane and Kai looked up to see Collins in the rafters,
"Nothing!" Kai replied quickly.
"How long have you been there?!" Zane asked, incredulity.
"I am the night." Collins replied.
"Go away!" Zane yelled.
"I'm batman!" Collins shouted. Cynder was just mewing in the background.
"Who's batman?" Kai asked.
"Your mom." Collins replied.
"My mom is dead." Kai replied bluntly.
"In order to kill the man in a bat suit, we must think like the man in a bat suit," Zane turned to Kai "Hey your parents are dead."
"Up yours." Kai replied.
"LET ME OUT!" Cynder cried, she continued "LOVE ME, PET ME!"
"I am the night." Collins said.
"In order to get rid of stupid, we must fight stupid with stupid. Now where is another Shade?" Kai asked.
"Julien would just set the room on fire. Yumi is too stupid to help us. Shadow is creepy as fuck. So that leaves Ebony..." Zane trailed off.
"Fuck that, I'm not waking that adorable kid from her sweet little dreams." Kai mumbled.

Meanwhile in Ebony's dreams,
There was a giant monster bunny, eating a giant hamster, in the background. The world was burnt as if there had just been a bomb that burned the surface of the Earth. Ebony bounced along the path,
"La, la, la, la, la." Ebony sang, skipping. A burning build crushed two orphans. The city was run down, burning and crumbling. Ash and smoke filled the air. Ebony soon returned to a campsite, Kai was roasting over the fire.

Back in the real world,
Ebony was chewing on Kai's leg,
"What do I do?!" Kai whisper.
"I don't know! This was your idea!" Zane whispered.
"She's your kid!" Kai countered.
"Umm...Ebony...wake up...your eating Kai..." Zane said, shaking Ebony awake. Ebony awoke,
"You taste like chicken." Ebony mumbled. Kai looked horrified,
"Help me..." Kai whispered.
"Alright, come on, you have to come with us. TO help us get rid of your brother." Zane said. Ebony yawned and placed her hands together,
"That ass, other wise known as Collins, is getting on my nerves! This is the second time this week!" Ebony clapped her hands together and continued "I know just what to do..." Ebony began rubbing her hands together as she burst out in malicious laughter.
"What's she gonna do?" Kai asked in a high pitched voice.
"I don't know." Zane replied.

Once they got into the male ninja's bed room,
Ebony climbed up onto the rafters, she began pointing Collins's side.
"What are you doing?!" Collins asked. Ebony poked him,
"I am the night!" Collins exclaimed. Ebony poked him once more,
"I'm batman!" Collins yelled. Ebony poked Collins's side,
"You can't do this to me!" Collins shouted. Ebony shoved her finger into his side and removed it,
"I am the night!" Collins shouted. Ebony poked him once more. Collins jumped down from the rafters and ran out the door screaming. Ebony walked after Collins. And the Julien ran in and pulls out a ray gun. Then Julien shot Zane in the face with it.
"VICTORY IS MINE!" Julien shouted, running away.
"What in the name of balls, just happened?" Kai asked, flustered.
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!" Kai shouted. Cole threw his pillow at Kai,
"Shut up and come back to bed." Cole said, with a gay lisp.
"I'm gonna take a walk." Kai said, frustrated.
"Baby, don't let them get you all worked up." Cole said, sweetly. Kai sighed and was climbing back into Cole bed when Jay awoke. Jay looked at them,
"Ha, your gay." Jay laughed, and fell back to sleep.

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