Flumpty was an egg...man…. but Flumpty was special. He didn't crack, a chicken didn't come out of him. No, he was a living egg with arms and legs. Many would say he was a nice guy, but inside of his shell(Pun intended.), a demon resided. A horrible monster. Some say that, when he gets really mad, his shell starts to crack, and inside, you can see a face. A face with sharp teeth and big, creepy eyes.
But, as I said, he's a nice guy, as long as you don't make him mad.
This, my dear readers, is the story of how Blam… made him mad….
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It was a sunny day outside of Flumpty's house. He had his friend Blam over. But, Blam was in a mood for some humor. So, he decided to prank Flumpty. He went to the kitchen and boiled some water in a pot, when it was done, he went to Flumpty with the pot and poured the boiling water over him. "HAH! I GUESS YOU COULD SAY YOU'RE… HARDBOILED!".
Blam started laughing his bloody ass off. But Flumpty didn't laugh. No, Flumpty started shaking, his eyes started twitching.
"Why…" Flumpty's hands started shaking more, while Blam stopped laughing.
"W-why what?" Blam asked, slightly grinning and slightly anxious.
"Why… did you…. do that?..." His voice cracked with each word he spoke. Blam started shaking even more, and his grin was completely wiped off of his face.
"I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you…" His eyes widened by the sight of the pure horror he faced at this very moment. Flumpty's shell was cracking, a big hole where his face used to be was forming. Underneath the shell by his face, there was a different face… a much more twisted face. The teeth were sharp, the red veins in his eyes were clearly visible. Flumpty started laughing. Not a funny laughter, but a diabolical, maybe even maniacal laughter. Blam wasn't sure how to react. All he thought about was; What will happen to me now?. He figured he was going to die, but Flumpty had something much worse in mind.
BUT THEN! MICHELLE TAY ENTERED!(Basically Michael Bay in Flumpty-world.) AND GAVE FLUMPTY TONS OF EXPLOSIVES! FLUMPTY STUFFED THEM UP BLAM'S BUTT, AND ARMED THEM! BLAM HAD 5 SECONDS BEFORE HE WAS GONNA BE BLOWN TO BITS! THE FIVE SECONDS PASSED AND A HUGE EXPLOSION OCCURRED! BLAM WAS SENT TO SPACE BY THE EXTREME EXPLOSION! HE LANDED ON THE MOON!... and Blam has been living there ever since. Though, he's dead now due to lack of oxygen.
