Disclaimer: don't own teen titans and if I did there would be a season six enjoy

It was a normal day in the titans tower so far a crime free day.

A certain green skinned boy was walking down the hall towards Raven's room not knowing he was being followed

KNOCK KNOCK

Beastboy spit on his hands as if it was hair gel running it through his hair and doing a breath check. "What" Raven slightly opening the door so he could only see her eyes and mouth.

Beastboy put his arm own the wall and leaned towards Raven "So Raven come her often."

"I live here idiot"

"Sorry Rae I guess I just got lost in your eyes."Beastboy winked

"Come back when you get better pickup lines."Raven said as she shut the door.

(Poor kid he needs to learn how to properly flirt with girls instead using those cheesy pick up lines.") Robin said to himself hiding behind a plant

"Next to Star's room." Beastboy said

KNOCK KNOCK

Starfire open her door wide for Beastboy to see her clean spotless room.

"Yes friend Beastboy"Starfire smiled.

"I was just wondering if you wearing space pants cause your butt out of this world"Beastboy smirked.

"Friend Beastboy I have attired the skirt not of the space pants you speak of."Starfire said.

"Unmm Star it was suppose to be a... umm .. nevermind-" Beastboy stammered.

"Is that all Beastboy."Starfire asked.

"UMM yea I guess so."he answered.

Starfire close the door.

(Strike 2 man.) Robin shaked his head in disappointment

Beastboy started to walked to the main room

Robin was still hiding behind the plant watching Beastboy from affair he threw a mysterious ball towards Beastboy.

Beastboy watched the ball roll towards his direction "What the?" Beastboy picked it up

Once he picked the ball up gas immediately came out;Beastboy dropped the ball everything started to get blurry and he started to yawn uncontrollably.

Beastboy was now on the floor barley conscious only to see a person with black hair appear from behind a plant with a mask on before he fainted.

Beastboy woke up only to be blind folded and tied up on a chair

Robin removed the blind fold; "Robin what are you doing man are you and Cy pranking me it's not funny."

"This is not a prank I'm trying to help you."Robin said

Beastboy looked shocked."With what am I sick or something."

"Your not sick I'm trying to help you with flirting."Robin answered.

Beastboy smirked,"What are you talking about my flirting is amazing."

Now it was Robin's turn to smirk "Beastboy I've watched you flirt your horrible, space pant really and lost in your eyes to cheesy"

"Wait a minute I said those pick up lines a few minutes ago have you been watching me."Beastboy questioned.

"Yes I've it my job as hero to help victims from villains."Robin said

"So what do my lines have to do with it."Beastboy questioned again.

"I saying that your pick lines are so bad it's a crime."Robin said.

"That's cooled man."Beastboy said

"Hey it's the truth and the truth hurts just like your pick lines."Robin said

"So Beastboy do you want my help or not."Robin said

"I don't really have a choice."Beastboy said

"Nope"

"Dude do I still have to be tied up."Beastboy asked.

"Yep"Robin smirked.

"Why"Beastboy asked

"Because you and I both know that you'll leave and you need all the help you can get and that's me."Robin said.

Beastboy gave up "So whats first."

Robin gave Beastboy and notepad and a pen "Your gonna wanna take notes."

"How I cant even move my arms."

"Right." Robin loosed the rope around Beastboy's arms so he can write.

Robin smiled. "I"ll give you 5 tips for flirting 5. NEVER COMPLIMENT HER EYES INSTEAD GIVE HER A LOOK."

Beastboy looked confused."Why."

"Because if you tell a girl she have nice eyes she'll think your just a loser bum who's hitting on her, but if you give her a sexy mysterious look she'll be insistently attracted to you like Stafire is towards me."Robin stated.

'How is Star even attracted to you never take off your mask."Beastboy asked.

"There's some things that should be left unanswered."Robin said.

"4.IF YOUR GONNA COMPLIMENT HER MAKE SURE ITS ORIGINAL AND BRING UP THE PAST."Robin said.

"Wait why the past."Beastboy asked

"You need the past because it shows the girl that you care about her and that you remember everything about her and if your gonna compliment her make sure it's original ,because it shows that you didn't just look up pick lines on the internet."

"3.GIVE HER SPACE."Robin said

"Every girl needs space she doesn't want you to be following her like a lost puppy trust me if you give her space she'll start to go to you,why do you think Starfire always coming to me its because I give her space."

"2.MAKE HER HAPPY"Robin said.

"You need to make her happy if she's bored she loses interest she doesn't want a boring person or dull guy try to make laugh or smile just show that your not boring.""

1.RELAX."Robin said.

"Number one rule be relaxed if your trying to hard or to nervous she's wont want to talk to you it'll just be awkward for the both of you; just be relaxed or act casual or as if nothings happening she'll be relaxed too and and she'll want to talk to you more.

Beastboy was still taking notes."Genius of course."

Robin untied Beastboy "Now go and use those tips."

Beastboy left Robin's room and went to the main room

Raven was sitting on the couch reading

(Now's my chance)Beastboy thought