Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans. I can't think of any funny remarks, so here's the story.

The morning sun entered Robin's bedroom at six thirty, infiltrating the hero's deserted bedroom. Robin was actually in the kitchen, putting together a nice chocolate cake for Starfire's birthday party. She will be delighted, he thought as he stared in amazement at his masterpiece, a four layer chocolate cake, perfected with a cream cheese frosting that would make a diabetic cringe. The whole artwork was topped with the words Happy Birthday Starfire in red icing. Also on the cake were rose petals. This would be the day he would admit to Starfire he loved her. But, he would only do it in secret. There was no reason for any of the other Titans to ever know. So, where would he hide it? Aha, he would hide it at Jessie's house. Anyway, Jessie owed him a favor for saving him from Slade. He began his way to Jessie's house relieved that no one had entered the kitchen while he was preparing his proposal.

Oink, oink "Beast Boy, get out of my room! Anyway, turn yourself into the ugly human you are and quit being a pig. Ugh!"

"Golly, Rae, I was only trying to wake you up. It's already eight a.m.!"

"Well, you don't have to be so obnoxious." Raven coolly levitated into the hallway to be leveled by a panicky Starfire.

"Where's Robin? It's eight o'clock and he's not anywhere in the tower." She had an expression painted on her face that read extreme panic.

"I don't know. Now watch where you're going."

Robin reentered the kitchen to find Beast Boy to have totally wrecked it. "What the heck are you doing?"

"Ta ta ta ta TO FU! Ta ta ta ta TO FU! Oh, hi Robin. I'm just stirrin' up some tofu waffles. Ta ta ta ta TO FU!"

"Oh, Robin, don't ever leave without telling me again," Starfire exclaimed in relief.

"I didn't want to wake you. Anyway, I just ran into the most insane idiot in the kitchen."

"Oh, wow, the lovebirds are back," Raven teased as she levitated to the kitchen. Immediately the kitchen was filled with the sound of Beast Boy's screaming. "That should shut him up for a while." Raven gracefully moved through the hall with a triumphant grin plastered on her face. She softly mumbled, "Ta ta ta ta quiet!" as she headed for the roof to meditate.

Beast Boy soon exited the kitchen massaging his forehead as Robin and Starfire began laughing like crazy.

Robin soon entered the kitchen, disposing of the tofu waffle batter. He began to cook the Titans a wonderful, delicious breakfast. It was one week before Starfire's birthday, and Robin wanted everything to be special. He prepared a delicious breakfast of herb and cheese scrambled eggs, garnished with cheddar, buttered grits, and toast. However, Starfire's plate had a difference from the other two. Her eggs were cooked in the shape of a heart, and her grits formed to look like a birthday cake. This was a hint to Starfire of what was to come.

Overall, breakfast went well. Besides Beast Boy complaining for the lack of no tofu, and his complaints of the bump on his head, everyone seemed content. Everybody save for Robin was very pleased with their scrumptious meal.

Afterwards, Robin entered his room, glum and depressed. Starfire had not even noticed the exceptional way her food was prepared. She had devoured the whole meal with not even the slightest bit of a hint that she noticed.

"Oh well. No use worrying about me." Robin sighed and began doing his everyday duties as a Titan.

"Raven, would you come into my room?" Starfire beckoned.

" Sure, but I was going to meditate."

"Did you notice my food?"

"No. I never pay attention to your food. Why?"

"My eggs were in the shape of a heart."

"So?"

"So! Why would Robin do that?"

"Starfire, think about it. Sometimes you are such a shallow brained idiot. If a guy does anything 'heartish' it means he likes you."

"You think?"

"I don't think. I know."

"Thanks, Rae."

Robin sat at his desk trying to suppress the tears that longed to flow. Why didn't she notice? For an hour he repetitively asked himself this question while attempting to sidetrack himself with work. It obviously wasn't working.

"Hey, Robin!" Starfire bounded through the door with a cheerful sigh.

"Nothing, just work," he mumbled, trying not to cry and put on a mask of happiness at the same time.

"Can I help?"

He was always amazed with Starfire. She was so happy-go-lucky, so full of a cheerful energy that you wanted to be a part of, no matter if you felt grief, sorrow, or hurt. That was why he loved her. That was why he was so mesmerized by her.