I repeat: I do not own TMM. Just the story. :3

Willow-chan: Yush, yush, there cannot ever be enough Masaya killing, so…we have this! Yay! Excited?

Kisshu: No. *gets glomped*

Willow: Shut up. I'm making a tradition of glomping Kish-kun everytime I start a new story!

~*~*o*~*~

Setting: Café Mew Mew, closing time.

"Hey guys!" Willow, a tall, skinny girl with her long black hair tied in two ponytails similar to Akasaka's, walked in, her hair's purple highlights gleaming. "Ryou just told me that you guys would have a few days off, so I wanted to know if you wanna come over to my place for dinner?"

"Nya! Sure!"

"Pudding's all up, na no da!"

Along with three other similar replies, the Mew quickly changed and piled into Willow's car, completely oblivious of the glint in Willow-chan's eyes.

~*~*o*~*~

Setting: Driving up a mountain, late evening.

"Hey, Willow, didn't we pass your house about an hour ago?" Lettuce asked worriedly as she looked out the window.

"Erm, we're heading to my…other place." Willow murmured as she turned onto a small road on the edge of a cliff.

"On a cliff? How distasteful! How much farther is this place?" Mint grumbled.

Smirking, the reply was, "Oh, right about….now." The words had barely escaped out of her mouth when the car went careening off the cliff, into the strange mist below.

~*~*o*~*~

Setting: Willow's Purple Dimension of Doom, a place of eternal Dawn and Dusk. (Epic, right?)

Willow sighed as she looked at the mews, currently laying unconscious on mats in her hall. I suppose I should've told 'em not to stuggle….. She shook her head and smiled. "Oh,well! That gives me plenty more time to go pick up the others!" So several similar scenes played as the aliens, Treehugger, along with Ryou and Akasaka were brought into the dimension, also unconscious.

~*~*o*~*~

Setting: Still in Dimension, around the time when it should be noon.

"Finally! I thought you guys would never wake up!" Willow's cheery voice rang through the hall as the group woke to their new surroundings. "Where are we…?"

"A little slow, eh Ichigo? Your're in my dimension of purple and doom, a place of eternal dusk and dawn." *evil laughter*

"Hey…where's Kisshu?"

"Um..currently in another chamber where he must agree to either go out with me or endure a slow, painful, fangirl induced death which will be led by myself. Don't worry…I'll take care of him." *suggestive wink*

Everyone: O_0

"BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT'S IMPORTANT RIGHT NAWZ! All of you are stuck here until you either die, or I decide that you've been a good little seaweed fragment and I let you go with non-fatal wounds. By the way Taruto, your new name is Seaweed Fragment. The only person allowed to call you otherwise is Pudding."

"I SEE CANDY DROP IN TARU-TARU'S MOUTH, NA NO DA!"

"Exactly. Now be good little seaweed fragments and get some rest, because you won't be getting much for the next few weeks or so."

"Y-You can't do this! That's just INSANE! You have no authority!" Shirogane yelled, struggling in his chains. (FYI, they're all chained to the floor, lol.)

"Um, this is my dimension. Daddy gave it to me a few days ago….ah good times…."

Flashback-Willow Gets Her Dimension

"Daddy, I want it, and I want it NOW!"

End Flashback

"So yeah, I can do whatever I want to just like…"

*Shirogane is brick'd*

"…THAT! So yeah, goodnight!"

Willow then locked the hall door, and walked to Kisshu's chamber, from which several whip-lashes and screams for mercy where heard. She walked out, looking slightly guilty, but extremely satisfied.

~*~*o*~*~

Willow: I'm lovin this! In a chapter or two I'll start inviting you guys through reviews to aid me in my torturous deeds.

Kisshu: Don't review or bookmark! This woman's mentally unstable! *Tugs on leash and is electrocuted*

Willow: (To Kish) I told you not to do that you baka! (To you) Erm…you DID NOT just witness that. *innocent face*