Merlin iz a Girl?

This is another Merlin crack fic.

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"Hay, Gaioos, I'm gonna practice my old man transformation spell cuz like then we can go on old man adventures and stuff," said Merlin.

"Okey dokey. Don't like get caught tho or you'll totally be executed. Oh noooooooooooooooo," Gaius answered.

"Kay," Merlin tooted.

And so Merlin went like magic spells and chants and sparkles and stuff whoooooooosh.

"Cool, I just did teh transformation spell!" Merlin shouted in the most triumphantly triumphant of triumphant shouts.

However, once he looked in the mirror, he gasped.

"Oh nooooooooooooooooo, teh spell went wrong, and NOW I'M A GIRL!" Merlin shouted again, but this time not so triumphantly.

He was going to try to fix the spell, but then Arthur burst into the room yellin' like a dude who just stubbed his toe on a cactus made out of fire ants.

"Merliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin, where's my afternoon snack?! You were supposed to bring it to me like two minutes agoooooo," he screamed all derpily.

BUT THEN, he saw Merlin and his heart went all dokidokidokdokdokidokidoki. And then his face got really red cuz HOLY CRAP HE WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS RANDOM 'GIRL' HE JUST SAW 0.05 SECONDS AGO!

"Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh," Arthur bruhed. "Girl, yur like sooper hot, so like marry me ans stuff."

Merlin stared at him blankly.

"Wat?" Merlin questioned. "Yeah, um no. You're a prat and like rude sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."

Then, Gaius took out his magic wand and bopped Merlin on the head wit it. Merlin immediately turned into a boy again. Arthur was so shocked that he didn't even care that he just witnessed the use of saucery. But then he wasn't shocked anymore.

"Oh, so it waz u Merlin. Eh, your still hot, so like, still marry me," Arthur said derpily.

A red angry veiny thing appeared on Merlin's head.

"I JUST SAID NO! Ya see, this is exactly why yur such a prat, you buttmuncher!" Merlin yelled.

And then Merlin ran away crying cuz his boss is a turd.

De End.

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And this is what happens when I decide to write crack fics…