A Miss-Adventure

So I have no idea why… but I felt the urge to make this… it's simply put a Naruto Pokemon crossover. So this is gonna be a total crack so don't expect anything serious. HAHA wish me luck everyone. And review this please! Also… this is gonna be just mixed. So there aren't any specific gen for Pokemon… Haha so theres gonna be a whole lotta different stuff. Just try to enjoy, and if a lemon happens I'm sorry…. The Pokemon I chose for the characters might seem a bit weird…

What if the Akatsuki wasn't an evil organization, and everybody in it wasn't a ninja? What if there lives weren't like that at all? What if, they were in the world of Pokemon? An adventure with Pokemon as friends. Can Deidara become a great trainer?

"Where is he?" Sasori grumbled rolling his pokeball on his knuckles. Deidara was supposed to meet him there an hour ago. Deidara and Sasori planned to go on this adventure together the second Professor Pein gave them their Pokemon.

"Sorry I'm late, un." Deidara hollered running toward the red haired trainer. Sasori grumbled to himself, but he couldn't stay mad at the blonde. How could he when those bleu eyes stared into his soul. "Um… Danna, un?" Deidara tried to get Sasori's attention.

"Sorry, what?" Sasori asked, snapping out of his trance.

"I said, Hidan and Kakuzu will be joining us on our adventure, un." A sudden depression fell over Sasori. He really wanted to spend this adventure with his adorable blonde bombshell, yet he was going to have to deal with Hidan, and Kakuzu.

"I'm here, motherfuckers!" Hidan yelled coming up to the blonde and red head. The white haired trainer grinned at them. Kakuzu stood behind him quietly. Deidara and Sasori exchanged looks. They were both thinking the same thing, oh great we have to deal with him.

"Hello, Hidan." Sasori grumbled, trying to avoid the trainer's eyes. Hidan patted Sasori on the back.

"Sasori, I brought you something." Kakuzu said quietly, sticking out a small bag at Sasori. Sasori took a second, before accepting it.
"Thanks…" Sasori looked into it, and saw a small stone.

"It's an ever stone… in case you don't want to evolve your Pokemon." Kakuzu explained mono toned. Hidan looked at Sasori and then at Kakuzu.

"What the hell? You didn't buy me anything?" Hidan started to rage, stomping around like a child. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's shoulders to stop him.

"I did…" Kakuzu placed something in Hidan's hand as well. "It's an accessory for your Pokemon." Hidan held the small red scythe up.

"You mean my Pokemon can hold this?" Hidan asked looking at it admiringly. Kakuzu nodded pulling something else out.

"Deidara, this is for you." Deidara took the fire stone greedily.

"Sweet, un." Deidara put the stone in his bag. "Oh Danna, I forgot to tell you but Itachi and Kisame will be meeting up with us at the next town, un." Once again, Sasori died inside. He could almost deal with Hidan and Kakuzu but Itachi and Kisame? He might as well stay home.

"We should get the fuck on!" Hidan said getting annoyed. Kakuzu nodded in agreement. Deidara pointed off into the distance.

"Let's go!" He said starting the adventure.

"Hey brat, you're going the wrong way." The fiery red head said, watching his best friend walk the wrong way. Deidara turned around, and headed in the right way. Hidan, Kakuzu, and of course Sasori followed. Minutes passed of complete silence, which was weird for Hidan.

"Why the hell is this town so far?" Hidan whined. Kakuzu whispered something into Hidan's ear, making his mood immediately brighter.

"Danna, un?" Deidara whispered, walking beside Sasori. Sasori looked at his younger partner. Deidara smiled, looking up at the sky. "Do you think we can ever be as good as Tobi, un?" Sasori sighed, understanding what Deidara meant. Tobi was the strongest trainer, he had ever known. Beat every single gym ever, and became the champ.

"I dunno, but brat I think we can try." Deidara looked at his partner, and grinned.

"You're right, un!" Deidara cheered.

"Stop right there." A voice said from in front of the group. Deidara and Sasori stopped, seeing the one who made them stop. "You can't come any closer, without a battle." The orange haired boy challenged.
"Naruto…" Sasori whispered. Naruto stood there, wearing his blue vest, and jeans. His hat turned backwards ready to battle.

"I'll take this one." Sasori said, stepping forward. Naruto grinned looking at the red head who accepted the battle.

"Go, Vulpix!" Naruto called out, throwing his pokeball into the sky. A small Vulpix popped out, ready for battle. Sasori looked down at his pokeball.

"Go Banette." The small Pokemon stood ready for battle. Naruto stared at the Pokemon for a second, then grinned.

"Vulpix use smokescreen." Naruto commanded. The Vulpix blew out a smokescreen covering the battlefield.

"Danna, un?" Deidara called, unable to find his red haired partner.

"Kakuzu, fucking hold me!" Hidan cried out. Kakuzu, who was enjoying the smoke, reached out and grabbed Hidan. "Ahh!" Hidan screamed from the sudden grab.

"Shut up." Kakuzu hissed into Hidan's ear. Hidan relaxed resting his head against his dark partner. Sasori stared into the smoke, trying to think of a good move.

"Banette, don't move." Sasori said, calmly. Banette stood within the smoke, unmoving.

"Vulpix use tackle!" Sasori grinned, hoping Naruto would use that. The Vulpix tried to tackle Banette, but went through him.

"Banette use night shade." Within the smoke, the Banette turned around to where the Vulpix had ran, and used night shade. It directly hit. The smoke cleared to expose a fainted Vulpix.

"What?" Naruto called out angrily stomping at the ground.

"I was so worried, un!" Deidara tackle hugged Sasori, almost crying. Sasori patted the worrying blonde, liking the feeling of his body.

"It's alright, brat." Sasori said with a quick smile. He looked over to see Kakuzu sitting on the ground, with Hidan asleep in his lap.

"He fell asleep." Kakuzu said, looking up at the wide eyed red head. Sasori's eyebrow twitched.

"This isn't over; I will beat you one day!" Naruto yelled, storming off.

"You need to wake him up." Sasori said to Kakuzu. Kakuzu looked down at the sleeping loud mouth.

"But if he's asleep, he is quiet." Kakuzu pointed out. He did have a point. "I have an idea." The group returned on their trip, Sasori and Deidara up front while Kakuzu pulled the sleeping Hidan in a red wagon.

"Great plan Kakuzu, un!" Deidara said cheerily, grinning at Kakuzu. Kakuzu shrugged, feeling slightly alone without Hidan. At least Deidara and Sasori didn't see what happened when they were in the smoke… nobody needs to know.

"Look, were here." Sasori said, seeing the buildings come into sight.

"And look, un. We have company." Deidara ran off, seeing the tall blue skinned boy along with the red eyed boy. "Hello, Kisame and Itachi, un!" Deidara greeted them. Sasori walked up to them casually, while Kakuzu pulled Hidan over.

"Why?" Itachi asked plainly, pointing at Hidan.

"He needed to sleep." Kakuzu replied, rather protectively. Itachi shook his head, just trying not to think about it.

"I like that idea." Kisame said with a chuckle. "Hidan is a lot quieter asleep." Everyone could agree with that. "So the gym here is easy!" Kisame said with a smile. "Beat her in one move." Kisame said, flexing for absolutely no reason. Itachi shook his head.

"Make that about 20 moves." The red eyed boy corrected. Deidara laughed slightly, Sasori remained silent, Kakuzu ignored them, and Hidan woke up.

"What the fuck? Why the hell am I in this? What the fuck happened to me?" Hidan yelled struggling to climb out of the wagon. Kakuzu sweat dropped, pulling his partner out of the small wagon.

"You fell asleep." Kakuzu said blankly. Hidan looked at everyone.

"Oh hey Itachi." Hidan greeted, completely ignoring the other boy.

"I'm here too!" Kisame said feeling hurt. Hidan looked at the blue boy blankly.

"Who are you?" Hidan asked, a blank look in his eyes. Kisame turned away, crying.

"It's okay." Itachi patted Kisame on the back comforting.

"I need to pee." Hidan said, randomly walking away. Kakuzu followed to make sure the idiot didn't get lost.

"Those two…" Sasori whispered.

Weird I know… but I kinda like writing it. So yes I am gonna continue and try to make it I dunno… good. If you have any ideas for what Pokemon each person should have please tell me! and for gods sake please review!