"Misato! I'm leaving for school now!!!" Shinji Ikari shouted from the lobby of his apartment. His friends Toji and Kensuke had come to walk him to school as usual. Both of the boys were madly in love with Misato, little did they know how much of a pig she could be.
"Okay Shinji! -BURP- Are you wearing clean underwear?"
"Oh dear...my the Angel 's kill me now." Shinji was quite embarassed by Misato's daily routine of rudeness. Shinji then jumped out of the house with Kensuke not far behind.
"Hmmpph." thought Kensuke, "Shinji, Toji is still in the house! What do we do?"
"Oh quit being so jealous, he's probably just putting his shoes on. We'll sit here and wait." said Shinji, who was in an unusually good mood considering what Misato just put him through.
Little did the other two guys know that Toji was still inside but was not putting on his shoes, he was gathering his guts to talk to Misato. Toji crept around the corner and saw Misato lying on the floor with Pen-pen, drinking beer and eating toast.
"Oh she is sooooo hot!" thought Toji, "And she isn't that much older than me."
Misato then looked up, and with shyness Toji jumped back behind the lobby wall.
"HEY! Who's there, I saw that. Shinji...Kensuke..." she then got up and walked around the corner, "TOJI! You naughty boy, were you spying on me?"
"Me? Spying no I-"
"I should give you a spanking!"
"Please-"
"WHAT?"
"Please don't, yeah that's it, please don't."
"Well what do you want peeping Toj?"
"I came to ask you something."
"What did you want to ask me?"
"Do you -GULP- do you want to go out with me this Saturday?"
"You mean a date?"
"Ye...-GULP-...yes."
"Oh, okay, sure. Pick me up at 8. Now you better get off to school."
"Really!!!! Okay whatever you say."
Toji then grabbed her and gave her a kiss on then cheek and ran off.
"HORNY LITTLE DEVIL!" said Misato.
Toji then ran out of the apartment and started walking to school with the guys, they had been awful quiet for a long time when Kensuke had to ask that one question that had been bugging him for the whole trip.
"TOJI! Why are you smiling? And what did you do at Misato's place?"
"I ASKED HER OUT."
"YOU WWWHHHAATTT????"
"You heard me Kensuke, I asked her out."
"What did she say?" he asked.
"YES!"
"Oh noooo...." Shinji then knew that the four of them were about to have the WORST time of their lives.
Kensuke immediately fell into a deep depression, he didn't talk for the rest of the walk, while Shinji didn't shut-up.
"Toji, listen to me. Misato is a slob! You don't want to go out with her, besides she too old for you."
"Shinji you're just jealous."
"JEALOUS! I live with the pig! Kensuke's the one who is jealous."
Kensuke then raised his head for a moment, "SHUT UP!"
"Okay, okay. I'll make you a deal. You help me out and I'll only go on one date with her, no more! Deal?"
"Deal."
"Come to my house after school. Kensuke do you want to...oh forget it, he's probably too angry to talk."
Then as the time passed at school Toji started to sweat with anticipation. Finally as the bell rang he dashed out of class and started walking home, they saw Kensuke quickly get on the bus, obviously to avoid them.
"What should I wear Shinji?"
"I don't know, whatever you want."
"What does she like better, Eau de Toilette or Musk for Men?"
"I really don't know. Just calm down okay, this is just a date she is not your girlfriend, so don't get any ideas, okay?"
"Yeah okay, I'm just really excited."
"I think you mean horny."
"Why does everybody call me horny?"
"Well its kind of obvious."
"What...uh....I...oh forget it."
The two guys then arrived at Toji's house. Toji fumbled around in his front pocket for his keys, once he found them he ran into his house, took off his clothes and jumped in the shower. Shinji talked to him from outside.
"Toji why did you need me to come here with you?"
"Two things, one to talk to me, two so you won't be at home when I go over."
"But I'm going back with you."
"No way. Look on the kitchen table." Shinji went in the kitchen and looked on the table, he saw a twenty dollar bill.
"What there's nothing here but a twenty."
"Exactly. Take that and have a good time, just don't come back until ten tonight, okay?"
"Of course. I can't pass up that kind of opportunity." Shinji took the twenty and stuck it in his pocket.
"Oh...I wonder if Misato is having a shower now...ahhhh..."
"SHUT UP. Horny loser. Now do you understand why we call you horny."
"Yes." Shinji then heard the shower turn off.
"Shinji!"
"What?"
"Can you pass me my pants? Just open the door a crack and toss them in." Shinji picked up Toji's pants from the ground and opened the door a crack and threw the pants in, but when he did something fell out of his back pocket.
"Toji, what's this you were carrying it looks like some rolled up balloon...BALLOON? TOOOJJJJIIIII!!!!!"
"What?"
"I can't believe you're taking a condom for a date with Misato!!!"
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