A/N: So I had to do this. We were talking about FFVII tonight and somehow this came up. So here is a oneshot that involves Red. Have fun! I don't own anything that has to do with FFVII except a Vincent model so no suing, also…any flamers I will sick Vincent on you. Go flame some one else.
It was busy at the 7th heaven tonight and everyone got recruited to help out. Cloud was running around bussing tables, Tifa and Yuffie were working the bar, Cid was in charge of dishes and Barret was drying them and Vincent was working as the bouncer. No one would mess around while he stood at the door. Barret and Cid were complaining about having to do woman's work while Yuffie and Tifa were commenting on how cute Cloud looked in his white apron. As time passed on the drunks slowly made their way out of the bar watching Vincent nervously as they went. When the last drunk who happened to be Reno left he locked the door of the bar and turned to help the others clean up. When he walked up to the bar Cloud was sitting there having a drink on his own along with Cid and Barret.
"Tifa I am not wearing that apron again." He said between vodka shots
"Why not Cloud, I thought you looked cute." Tifa replied beaming.
Yuffie couldn't help but pipe up on this one.
"I thought you were cute enough to kiss" she said as she sauntered around the bar towards him.
"Don't you dare!" He yelped as he fell from his stool trying to fend off Yuffie.
"Hey brat, you done? No one wants to see that crap." Cid grumbled. Vincent reached down and pulled Yuffie off of Cloud by the scruff of her shirt and helped Cloud up. Yuffie was laughing so hard she was as red as Vincent's cloak and Cloud; well he was red from embarrassment.
He released them and leaned up against the bar.
"Barret looking down at the ground stood up and began looking under tables.
"Barret, what the hell you looking for man?" Cid asked
"Where is Red? He was hear earlier." He replied.
Just then a knock came at the door and everyone looked at Vincent who sighed and walked over to the door. He stood there listening for a minute when Cid piped up from the bar again.
"Damn it Vin will ya just open the damn door already?"
Growling slightly from annoyance he unlocked and opened the door. In bounded Red looking extremely pleased with himself. Closing the door Vincent turned to Red and the others and waited.
"Where the hell you been man!" Cid shouted. "I had to do the damn dishes!"
Tifa started laughing and Yuffie hopped up on the bar to see what Red would have to say.
"Well." He began "I heard there was this sparkly materia in an abandoned house here in town so I went out to see if it was true."
"Sparkly?" Yuffie questioned leaning forward to get closer to Red.
"Who said this Red?" Cloud asked.
"A couple of drunk fellows." He answered as he sat down on the floor.
"And, did you find this material?" Tifa asked.
"Yes I did and I would have to say I like it." He said mischievously.
"Well, what's it look like. Don't hold out on us!" Yuffie screamed with excitement.
Red sat up a little taller and curled his lips up to reveal his teeth. They were capped in gold with what like diamonds encased in them.
"Its my grill. You like?"
All everyone could do was laugh uncontrollably. Even Vincent let out a chuckle.
