My life with Jean!
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Hello angel of torment here with yet another great fic! It took some time but i have a feeling you will be pleased.
This story is about me and Jean living together like in those reality show's on tv. And here is my roomate right now Jean villenueve!

Jean:Yes i know i am...awesome!

ANgel:Wow Jean! you really think highly of yourself!

Jean:Well excuse me. This coming from the woman who talks in her sleep!

Angel:I do not talk in my sleep! Where did you ever get and idea like that anyway?

Jean:I heard it last night!(starts mocking angel) Oh colin farrell your so dreamy! Please kiss me! Kiss me right...owww!

Angel:(holding big harry potter book) See what happens when you mock the Authoress! Now you think a bout what you did!
And the rest of you on to the story!

Chapter 1 the horror of Paris Hilton!
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It was a hot day in statesboro and all seemed normal. We finnaly come to a house in a small neighborhood not far from town and still nothing seems out of place. Then we hear yelling coming from inside and decide to venture in to the unknown! We reach the hall and notice a handsome frenchman in 18th century clothing looking very inpatiant about something. He knocks on the door and continues yelling.

Jean:"Angel come on you have been in the bathroom for more than an hour! 'If we are actually going to do something today than we better get a move on it!

Angel:Hold your horse's Jean! 'Ill be out in a while so just watch some tv or something untill i get out ok!

Jean gives up and walks in to the living room to and sits in the easy chair in front of the tv.He finds the remote and begins to surf channels one by one untill one he likes gets his attention.

tv anouncer:"And now the most requested song on the air wave here is paris hilton with "stars are blind"!

Jean is less than pleased when the song starts playing and trys to change the channel. Unfortunately the remote batteries have gone dead! Jean looks at the screen scared out of his mind trying to figure out how to turn off the tv.

Jean:Please "go off! 'Please im begging you dont let me die this way!

But sadly the tv does not respond to his plea and continues to play the song with no mercy! Jean is still trying to figure out how to turn it off with little luck. He finnaly crawls to the floor and scream's at the top of his lungs!

Jean:"Help me Jesus,'Help me jewish god,'Help me tom cruise! "Tom cruise Use your witchcraft to stop this evil siren!

Suddenly Jean hears giggleing coming from the other side of the room.curious he turns his head to see Angeloftorment out of the shower and dressed in a simple long sleeve black peasent dress. She holds up a pair of batteries that were put in the remote yesterday. Angel decides to put Jean out of his misery and lets him in on the joke.

Angel:"Oh Jean i forgot to tell you that i hid the batteries so you would get stuck watching the the Paris Hilton hour on E channel.

Jean:(looking really angry)"If i were you cheri i would run and hide right now!

And soon angel is running from the angry frenchman not wishing to feel his wrath. She runs down the hall and in to her room and hides under the bed hoping that by some miracle Jean didnt find her. The door opened and Angel could tell by the black boot's who had enterd her room. Then a very familure french accent can be heard.

Jean:"Oh angel! 'come out where ever you are! 'Now angel just come on out and ill go easy on you...maybe.

Jean is startled by a noise coming from the bed and goes to investigate. He drops to the floor and slowly lifts up the covers to find angel passed out under the bed. He notice's a bump on her head and finnaly registers she's accidently hit her head. Panicked he pulls her from under and lays her on the mattress to inspect her for serious injuries. Jean shakes her gently to wake her up but with no luck.

Jean:"please Cheri wake up! 'Im soo sorry ill do whatever it takes just please dont die!

He hurries from the room to get some ice for the bump and comes back to her side once more. He holds her close to him and suddenly notices her eyes fluttering open. Happy to see her awake he hugs her not caring what she did to him. Angel finnaly speaks up.

Angel:"uhhh Jean what happend? 'And why does my head hurt so much!

Jean:Oh cheri!'YOu were hiding from me and you accidently hit your head. 'Im just so happy your ok now.

Jean pushes a lock of hair out of Angel's face and kisses her on the forehead. He starts to get up but is stoped by Angel who looks at him with a pleading look.

Angel:"Please Jean dont leave me here all by meself. 'Will you stay with me for a while?

Jean :Of course cheri. 'If you wish for me to stay then i will stay as long as you need me.

Jean lays down next to angel and is surprised when she curls up in his arms and falls asleep. Jean smiles at her child like behavior and with one last glance of her in his arms he too falls asleep.
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well there you go a sweet ending. but dont expect it all the time! so review please and that means you fop hunter and if you dont ill put you on my needs to be tortured list! now i must be going so untill then so long and...

Angel&Jean: much loooovvveeee!